Lorkson Syndrome

Intentionally altering work quality of subordinates, peers, or supervisors to enhance ones personal power quotient or self-importance within the organization.

An employee who exhibits Lorkson Syndrome intentially breaks something in order to later fix it for hero-status or increased overtime. Similar to a mother who intentionally harms her child in order to "save it" or Munchausen by Proxy.

by Doctor's Daphen October 27, 2009

loopster

A person who is loopy. aka Fruitloop. aka Nutter.

My girlfriend is a real loopster.

by vicky prince April 1, 2008

Woot-Loops

A food commonly eaten by leet-speakers and pwnxxorz for breakfast. Often goes along with milk and LMAOnaise.

Mom: What do you want for breakfast honey?
Son: I want 10 pounds of woot-loops please so I can pwn the other team today.

by DarkestEvil October 30, 2007

Lorshin

Another word for an obssesive wanker

One who wanks at least five time a day

Pshycologist: I'm sorry, but your son is a Lorshin

Friend: Don't be such a Lorshin!

by O-postrafee October 6, 2009

Lortshong

A hairstyle that has half the hair cut up short on one side and very long on the other. Very original fresh look. Great consideration should go before undertaking lortshongification.

Give me a Lortshong please!

by Tapiocaaa March 28, 2009

Lorsche

A word used as an alternate expression for "oh boy" or "dear me".

Lorsche...I really need to get on those press reports.

by Meistermagic February 24, 2010

Lorsengob

"I feel chill..."

Must be used in times of intense boredom or detachment. Or, alternatively can be used to confuse the souls of the dead and your enemies.

I'm really in a state of lorsengob right now.

Hey, did you notice how Alice looked a little lorsengob today?

by Word Creator Person November 1, 2018