Intentionally altering work quality of subordinates, peers, or supervisors to enhance ones personal power quotient or self-importance within the organization.
An employee who exhibits Lorkson Syndrome intentially breaks something in order to later fix it for hero-status or increased overtime. Similar to a mother who intentionally harms her child in order to "save it" or Munchausen by Proxy.
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Get the loopster mug.A food commonly eaten by leet-speakers and pwnxxorz for breakfast. Often goes along with milk and LMAOnaise.
Mom: What do you want for breakfast honey?
Son: I want 10 pounds of woot-loops please so I can pwn the other team today.
Son: I want 10 pounds of woot-loops please so I can pwn the other team today.
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Must be used in times of intense boredom or detachment. Or, alternatively can be used to confuse the souls of the dead and your enemies.
Must be used in times of intense boredom or detachment. Or, alternatively can be used to confuse the souls of the dead and your enemies.
I'm really in a state of lorsengob right now.
Hey, did you notice how Alice looked a little lorsengob today?
Hey, did you notice how Alice looked a little lorsengob today?
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