LankPM

I just wanna pay the red car services to run over that fucking guy LankPM again like in GTA Online. Oh, how funny. Actually nevermind, let the red car hunt for him.

LankPM needs to go back to his shell on a road with one fucking billion red cars to run him over. And there! He's damned. Now Karen, pack your bags and take his fucking kids.

by SteinsSpar March 27, 2019

LANDPO

An acronym utilised by fearless sales leaders to describe the prospect to customer transition.

L-iterature
A-ppointment
N-eeds Analysis
D-emonstration/Presentation
P-roposal
O-rder

GUYS! This week we will be using the LANDPO acronym to follow our prospect to customer journey.

by CheesyGarlicBread August 20, 2020

lanuel

Lanuel, originally used like Lanu El meaning "Our God". Lanuel is an amazing person to have in your life, with their name as unique as their personality. They'll be your friend, and will talk to you if you're feeling any type of way.

Lanuel actually mean Lanu El

by llHerdll September 14, 2020

Langpo

Short for "Language police." Refers to someone who strictly polices other people's language in casual conversation.

"people that bail on me are such faggots" - Mark
"omg don't say that word!" - Chris
"dude quit being such a langpo" - Mark

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 1, 2022

laniphobia

Its a term of you being afraid of your friend or significant other names lelani or lani

Jess: I have laniphobia
Lani: hey.
Jess: AHHHHH

by VELLIE February 11, 2022

Lanu

Stank ass hoe with legs that can never be closed. Get too close to those and all your smell is fish. She never closes her legs and it’s so nasty. Has so many STDs you’ll get one from just breathing the same air. Her coochie smells nasty as frick and has way too coochie warts. She has so many pp’s up in her cooch that it shouldn’t even be considered a cooch.

Person 1: Hey u know that coochie wart hoe leg spreading b word???
Person 2: Lanu??
Person 1: Yeah her!

by lanusucksblackcock February 16, 2022

lanuwaffen

nonsense word meaning a number of nothings that will confuse you and the person who is reading this, which would be you

"LANUWAFFEN!!!!!!!"

"My Lanuwaffen is down my pants!"

by Orphans February 6, 2005