parafin lamp

tramp. untidy. person

my boy jay is a parafin lamp kid

by chinks April 20, 2008

robert lamont

Robert Lamont is definitely the coolest person you will ever meet because he is intelligent, funny, caring and my gorgeous sunshine, don't underestimate him he might be the best thing thats ever happened to you. he is the best cause he will take you to culture kings and buy you chocolate milkshakes. his only flaw is he doesn't eat pineapples. beep beep....

person 1:"he plays soccer"
person 2:'must be robert lamont"

by anonymous butterfly x November 24, 2018

Lampard

A person who has repeatedly benefited from nepotism and is often elevated to positions of stature despite clear inadequacies and/or previous failures.

"I see Glenn forgot to order toilet rolls again. He's such a Lampard"

by DrederickTatum February 1, 2020

Lava Lamp

(noun) When a dude, while lying on his back, nuts in a chick without protection. She then squats above his head, hovering her pussy over his eyeball, letting the jiz sloooooooooowly drip out; he watches wide-eyed the whole time.

"Hey Ted, how did you get pink eye?" "Oh, I let the hot chick I picked up at the unemployment office give me a Lava Lamp last Tuesday." old king clancy cream pie arabian goggles glass bottom boat ride feltching

by Gettin' It.... October 14, 2016

Lava Lamp

A groovy lamp that is fun to stare at for hours on end. Best when you're high on weed

Whoa. Pretty bubbles.

by Acid God February 26, 2003

lamotta

whining like a bitch when getting outplayed at the poker table.

I thought i was playing poker with a reputable guy. As it turns, he was just a freakin lamotta.

by jrash September 6, 2006

labophile

A person who gets sexual satisfaction from writing up lab reports. They are typically found in their rooms typing the report with one hand and jacking off with the other. Most of them are proficient one-handed typists.

There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.

Sean, what are you doing? We got vodka and naked chicks in our room!
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.

by teh maleman December 26, 2008