Kristoffer

Kristoffer is this really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, just sayin'

this goes for most Kristoffer

hey you know that really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, whats his name again

yea you mean, Kristoffer

by some guy i think May 9, 2017

Kristoff

1- Mex. Said of a person whose mental rate is extremely low.

2- To be extremely idiot.

“ You’re a Kristoff!”

by Chinga tú pito pendejo August 8, 2018

Kristoffer

Kristoffer is a secretive guy. This name is given to an intense personality. He doesn't talk much, but when he does, he can turn any conversation around. If you win his heart over (which is very hard as he is extremely attractive to a lot of girls), he will ignore any other person who comes between you two. He is extremely loyal, trustworthy and passionate. Don't mess with him, though, he would do anything for his loved ones. Kristoffer likes dogs.

Person #1: Kristoffer proposed to me yesterday.
Person #2: I'm so happy for you two.
Person #1: I told you he meant it when he said he would never leave me.

by Star Maker December 13, 2020

Kristofers

Just usually fat and play samp

Omg kristofers is so fat he is like kilo

by BookyFella January 10, 2021

kristofel

A brave man with a strong and have a ability to communicate in human being

Kristofel is powerful

by Kristofel strongman June 10, 2021

Kristóf

Kristóf is the best kind of boyfriend ever. He is very caring and lovely, and always thinks of others. He is smart, and excellent in chess. His logic is always immaculate. He knows a lot but likes sharing his knowledge with his friends. He is a born leader and even if sometimes he is emotional, he tends to be calm and well-respected.

Kristóf, you lovely being, i love you!

by LiliCapaldi November 21, 2021

Kristof

This guy is pussy killer. Oliver is gay. Kristof has fookin 30 inch elephant whale cock

Wow. Oliver is gay. Kristof is awesome.

by Oliver is gay November 21, 2021