krispy kleenex

The morning-after crusty paper tissue evidence left by the bedside after cleaning up ejaculate mess w/it. Inspired by those ever popular Krispy Kreme donuts.

I left Sheila a fresh half-dozen Krispy Kleenex by her nightstand.

by rob chaidez July 28, 2008

Jesus Krispies

Overly religious persons of faith with hyper-conservative values and morals.

We were listening to Howard Stern on the radio til the Jesus Krispies complained.

by Josh February 28, 2004

Rice Krispies

Black slang for money. Explained in family guy.

Peter: I want what Cleveland got: an apology and some Rice Krispies.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Well, an apology is out of the question, and I'm assuming "Rice Krispies" is some kind of black slang for money, so here's $10,000.

by Anita Tit July 2, 2006

Nigger Krispies

(Noun) Eating Rice Krispies and any brand of chocolate milk together.

"Those Nigger Krispies were delicious."

by Snap, Cracker, & Nigger December 29, 2007

Aka KrispieS

Aka Krispies is a Minecraft Youtuber with over 200 subscribers, specializes in Minecraft PvP montages, his channel was born on April, 4th, 2015, his first video was House Tour which has since been deleted.

Who's your favourite Youtuber?
Aka Krispies!

by monkenose January 21, 2021

krispy krack

The glazed, air filled, puffs of pastries (donuts) you're jonesing for. Found at Krispy Kreme stores.

Oh, Krispy Krack, that sounds so good right now.

by ImpPatience April 18, 2011

Rice Krispy

When you jizz on an Asian girls face and she lets it dry up.

Last night i rice krispy this asian chick name lu.

by Suca Mawong June 24, 2009