Keller Keegstar

Only likes one person. Usually named Curtis. If your name is not Curtis he won’t like you. Don’t play fortnite with him or he will get mad for months. Make poor choices and has the chance to live a good life but doesn’t.

Get this Keller keegstar a towel because he is salty.

by Burning potatoes November 1, 2018

Helen Keller Dome

When a girl gives really bad dome because she is only focused on finishing and not appreciating the rod.

" dude my Nina is givin hellaa Helen Keller dome SHIT"

by DaBadBitch November 13, 2011

Helen Keller Kush

Marijuana so strong that it renders the smoker deaf and blind, ala Helen Keller.

My productivity suffered greatly after taking a few puffs of the Helen Keller Kush.

by bas_rutten September 18, 2012

The Helen Keller Song

A randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as "Yankee Doodle Dandy" depicting Helen Keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it "habawoney".

I like Elizabeth a lot more when she isn't downing the tequila and singing The Helen Keller Song all the live long day.

by babstrei February 6, 2010

Helen Keller Handjob

1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad

Kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad

by Brian M. and Travis W. October 19, 2008

Helen Keller

One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.

Eddie is such a Helen Keller when he wears those sunglasses in class.

by my white tees July 16, 2008

Hellen Keller

in online games, the only person on your team without a microphone.

if it wasnt for hellen keller i would of known that guy was around the corner.

by rudy pseudonym September 11, 2011