busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

Kicking it with Keke

The act of hanging out with a "friend" when you've talked badly about them frequently to other people. Usually the friend "kicking it with Keke" posts pictures, snapchats, and tweets talking about how they are so close but publicly complains about their friend, "Keke", wherever they cannot see.

Lily: Hey do you want to hang out with me and Molly? (Keke) I don't want to hang out with her alone.
Ariel: Oh, I see you're still kicking it with Keke; posting her on your instagram and snapchat.

by Keke Expert June 8, 2016

kicking up

Mafia term for "paying tribute" to the Mafia Don or Chosen One. These are mandatory voluntary payments to assure the underling or minion knows their duty is to tithe and pay homage in the form of riches to the Chosen One. A model easily adapted to business and politics. Kicking up is much more lucrative than a kickback since it clearly instructs not only one's minions but everyone what the rules for doing business are.

Pence and Barr realized even the role of enforcers were not enough, to curry favor with their political boss since this would add little to his wealth. They would have to start kicking up to advertise the fact that they also had to humiliate themselves by going out of their way to frequent his businesses.

by mlhiss September 4, 2019

kicking

When a drug user is going through withdrawal, therefore known as 'kicking the habit'.

Don't talk to Chris, he's kicking this week.

by thecapnjay February 18, 2010

kicking off

To start a fight.

When I called them wankers they started kicking off.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

kirkling

Also a wordnewblet/word or wordnewbie/word. They are affiliated with their head hancho Kirk Gaughan. They terrorize the world with their newbatry.

There were a newbish amount of kirklings newbing.

by Mark November 8, 2003

kicking

A fine old English tradition and the nation's favourite pastime, a kicking is what the Yanks would call an ass-beating. A fucking good hiding. A proper doing-over. A thorough mullering.

Despite the name not necessarily performed with the feet, but à chacun son goût.

Get out of my face now or you're going to get a good kicking, you cunt.

by snootful November 19, 2019