trapper keeper

1. Something like a "folder" with different compartments for every subject in school. So you can sort and archive your stuff from school in a "trapper keeper". Sometimes the trapper keeper has many more features, like cartman's trapper keeper: "Yeah well, its got ten different compartments for every subject in school, electronic pencil sharpener, four plastic bags with electronic zippers, copy machine, fax, a better picture of Dawson's Creek on the back than Kyle's, flat screen TV, and of course OnStar."

2. Cartman got a Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper (Ultra Keeper Futura S2000). This trapper keeper is evil and will take over the whole world.

This trapper keeper is fuckin' gay.

"Oh, but you have a Trapper Keeper. Oh, you got the little crapper keeper didn't you? But at least your stupid brother got a briefcase"

This trapper keeper will take over the whole world

by Screw you guys! January 6, 2004

The Thomas Kemper

When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.

Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.

Him: Can I have one too?

by H-Dawg and B-Dawg July 3, 2009

zoo keeper

The person who runs a zoo house. This person is responsible for supplying the animals of the zoo house. The zoo keeper, will usually sell crack cocaine, and provide a place to smoke it.

They call me the zoo keeper. All the animals, predators, and prowlers; what ever you call em; I tame em. What ever you do in your life; don't fool around with crack, cause you will see the zoo keeper.

by Pental February 5, 2008

Crypt Keeper

The host of Tales From The Crypt, and an icon to methheads everywhere.

I had to go to Wal-Mart, unfortunately, and I saw three burnt-out motherfuckers who look like they could be the Crypt Keeper's cousins.

by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA September 19, 2009

keeper

something worth keeping

The autographed ball is a keeper.

by The Return of Light Joker June 29, 2011

keiper-stack

1. Wad of cash which is randomly arranged.
2. Chaotic strap of cash.

It was difficult to count the keiper-stack he handed me.

by billwill976 December 14, 2008

Butt Keeper

-noun
Position of power; a person that claims Butt Keeps on another human being

Eric: I can't believe how well Ryan is behaving today!
Keith: Yep! Ever since Shannon became his Butt Keeper, he's been generally jovial and obedient.

by Shanahan894 December 5, 2009