Benjamin Ketchup

A cardboard cutout of a ketchup bottle with Benjamin Franklins head on it

A recurring character on Unus Annus

Mark: "Oh I'd ride Benjamin Ketchup like a hurricane"

by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021

Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup

When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.

Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.

by theinstigator June 3, 2016

Fat Girl Ketchup

Ranch Dressing
the ubiquitous condiment in food service, usually accompanied with a diet soda.

Props to the bitterwaitress community

Need another basket of fries, with a side of fat girl ketchup

by DonRon August 11, 2010

Ketchup on a Lobster

When working as a professional in your field, you are usually faced with input from colleagues that have different and often over-bearing opinions. Sometimes they beat down your expertise to where there is no choice but to let them have it their way. It is a modern day "Pearls before Swine" when you give in, but it beats getting high blood pressure. Let it go.

Some people are hell-bent on putting their "taint" on your project even though they don't have your skills.

"The producer kept beating me down until I made the CD cover polka dot. I let him have his ketchup on a lobster"

by Billiest March 8, 2010

ketchup addict

Someone who eats ketchup with almost every meal, it is as much a staple of their diet as bread and water.

Some signs are you freak out when you realise there is none left in the household(ketchup famine) meals without it seem bland. When u have a bottle in your car or bring one to work or school.

Collapsed in an alleyway red stained clothes clutching a bottle of Heniz. He must be a ketchup addict.....

by KetchupKing November 7, 2013

ketchup shwetty

A casual, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy food; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly benign as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.

I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup shwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise!

by YAWA August 14, 2017

ketchup dick

Derogatory term for a volunteer Fire Fighter.

Also known as a KD.

This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.

A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.

A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, ext…

A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes

That dudes a ketchup dick look at his big truck with the light bar.

by The Sweet Dragon September 26, 2010