Kardashian

A surname that is often associated with some of the most evil and cruel family names in human history, ranking up there with surnames such as Manson, Koresh, Bin Laden, Hitler, Dahmer, Hussein, Stalin, Mengele, and of course Trump. Anyone with this surname is obviously a grease stain on this Earth that God had NO part in making

The only thing worse then sickness, poverty and death is a Kardashian!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Kardashian Crown

Successfully dating a black athlete from every sport ever created.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen Kim? She is one hockey player away from the Kardashian Crown.

Guy 2: Impossible... unless she fucks the puck.

by Dr. Howeye Metchamudder December 1, 2011

Kardashians

A measurement of time for relationships; 72 days is equal to 1 Kardashian.

Daughter: We're getting married!!!

Mom: What? Married!? You two have barely been together for a year! That's crazy!!!

Daughter: Oh, whatever Mom, that's like 5 Kardashians!!!

by VoiceOfGosh November 3, 2011

Kim Kardashian

A snotty ass bitch who has no life. She wastes her money and is nearly bankrupt because of her shit like her wedding and the stupid ass kid North West. Who the fuck names a child like that. People follow her because they has no life so why not follow someone that has none. Such as her other bitch ass sisters and her mother who are all gold diggers are just plain retarted and have an IQ of -103

Celebrity news reporter: Kim Kardashian has sued her stylist for messing up her legs
Person at home: She ain't got no fucking legs and all that she has is her punk ass sombitch of a baby

by BAMBOOM September 29, 2013

The Kardashians

Every type of cancer.

"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"

by CHKN SKRUBS October 9, 2016

Rob Kardashian

Brother of Kim Kardashian. He too has a large booty, like his sister.

-Popularized the big man ass.

Did you see that guy? He's got a Rob Kardashian booty!

by enatais December 16, 2011

Kim Kardashian

A mariage or relationship that lasts less than 72 days and involves making a sex tape to get famous. Aswell as not having to buy anything for the wedding then going to Australia with a small stick and a gorilla.

suzy and john did a kim kardashian

by MARKUX November 16, 2011