kaning

whens something is kaning it means it is absolutely quality and quantity at the same time. or in different context it could mean somethings hurting.

those tits are fucking kaning!
my leg is absolutely kaning!

by ed March 21, 2005

kane

The name given to the most incredible boy ever alive! He is exxxxxxtremely funny, & makes me physcially laugh out loud. He has got the most amazing blue eyes which i would litchrally die for. He has the best taste in musicc & thinks lady gaga is sexyyy! His future career will be an underwear model cos he iz well phit, and everyone wants his sweet sweet ass!

i love you, kane

person: man hes hot
me: hes got nothing on kane ;)

by itsbecky March 01, 2010

kane

The sinister bald-headed, goatee-sporting leader of the terrorist group "Brotherhood of N.O.D." in the Command & Conquer series. Played by Joseph Kucan.

kane is the leader of NOD

by dugald December 01, 2004

kane

-verb, transitive
1. to eat very quickly, especially in excess quantities
2. to eat with no regard for one's own well being

Mike just kaned those two pumpkin pies!

by citizenkane November 30, 2008

kane

adjective
The best possible example of something.
A Platonic ideal.
To be of discernibly higher quality than all other related things.

origin
The film Citizen Kane, said to be the preeminent form of filmic endeavors, and it's subsequent invocation in describing the quality of other things.

"Dude, that play in this sports match we are watching was kane!"

"Did you see that crazy kaner punch that bear in the face?! That bear didn't stand a chance!"

"Half-Life is the kanest game ever made."

by Joseph Pulitzer January 12, 2010

kane

a seven foot freak, who is really ugly,and works for WWE.

kane is fried

by fgusdvgbfgj March 02, 2004

kaned

Originated about ma school.Used when a person uses superior verbal wit to stop someone 'dissin' them. Used afterwards by a third party

Oh my god, u got kaned!!! Go 'ome!!!

by Jay January 11, 2005