Kalamazoo College

Origianlly a Northern Baptist College, Kalamazoo College is a Liberal Arts school that is, oddly enough, in the city of Kalamazoo. There are about 1200 students with only 900 or so on campus at any one time because we send a lot of students around the world. We produce more Ph. D.s than Harvard. We also host the USTA boys nationals every year. We're a pretty happy bunch of kids and we like our pot and licquor nice and strong. Even when we are sick, overworked, and falling over from the lack of sleep, we still love K College.

No, I don't go to Western Michigan University or Kalamazoo Valley Community College, I go to Kalamazoo College!

by Dombos July 30, 2008

Kalawela

Men that are cool. They are good looking' guys that care for everything. They are video game-addicts and are awesome in school. Most likely they are a good and industrious dude.

Ugh Kalawela is such a better person then I am.

by EditorForUD December 7, 2013

Kalae

The realist nigga you'll meet. His nickname is lazy 8 because his dick is 8 inches sleeping. He can sometimes have temper tantrums, but he can also be sweet as well.

Girl: “oh my god, his cock is hanging out his skivvies” other girl: “oh yeah, that’s Kalae the lazy 8”.

by Ikaika_V3 November 23, 2021

Juba of kalamazoo

A fairy princess who lives in make believe. Ironically she has a castle she calls home. Selling ass under the guise of unicorns. Juba is such a ho she has slept with nearly everyone in Kalamazoo, MI the states of Florida & Montana, and the city of Denver, CO and the Detroit Metro Airport.

When not on her back making money she is sleeping on a bed of nails or hanging upside down in a corner of the castle sleeping. Do not disturb as Juba’s wanton living needs plenty of rest.

I gots this burning itch. I gots it from the Juba of kalamazoo.

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

Kala

a best friend who is always there for you but doesnt really have an opinion on things who everyone loves

wow i wish u were like kala

by woman December 3, 2004

kala

Meaning Black in urdu, the official language of Pakistan.

Refers to any black masculine object.

What's the color of your dress?

Oh my dress is kala with gray flowers

by Laayla May 13, 2005

Kalamatous

Economic or financial disaster of Greek proportions.

The collapse of the Greek economy was kalamatous.

by DaZmanBob January 18, 2013