Kalae

The realist nigga you'll meet. His nickname is lazy 8 because his dick is 8 inches sleeping. He can sometimes have temper tantrums, but he can also be sweet as well.

Girl: “oh my god, his cock is hanging out his skivvies” other girl: “oh yeah, that’s Kalae the lazy 8”.

by Ikaika_V3 November 23, 2021

kalae

A loving and humble person that can make you happy even when your dealing with your toughest times. He can be on your nerves at points but will always treat you right,and will protect the poeple he loves.

“ Kalae is cool”

by urmomisgae November 21, 2021

kalae

coolest and tuffest nigga ever. he is really cool and has like 20 different harems. Some people call him lazy 8 because his dick is 8 inches long while hes sleeping

Yo Kalae! You got a crazy lazy 8 let me see it

by ifuckinghateretards May 14, 2025

kalahwauki

When something is fucked up, out of control or just doesn’t make sense.

2020 is so kalahwauki

by Tamtamwam October 1, 2020

Kalahwauki

When something just is’t right, doesn’t make sense, or just plane crazy, kind of wonky

Nothing is going right today, it was a kalahwauki day.

The computer is acting kalahwauki

by Tamtamwam September 25, 2020

kalahwauki

When something isn't making sense, not working or just plan crazy.

Out of control, unbelievable

2020 is just Kalahwauki.

My computer is acting Kalahwauki,
Last night was totally Kalahwauki.

by Tamtamwam September 28, 2020

Kalabe

He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile

Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine

by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018