Knittens

Amazing and simply awesome. Indescribably cool, hip, modern, etc.

Something that everyone loves and looks up to.

"Dude, that is so totally knittens!"

by ketchup42 October 21, 2011

Knitten

When you are brushing your cat or cleaning up the random fur in your house and you end up with enough fur for a whole other cat.

Not only did the brushing provide one, but I found two more Knittens under the bed.

by UncaMo April 25, 2017

knitter celebration

A 21st celebration where guests knit a 'square' that is later sewn into a quilt for future use by the newly inducted young adult.

The family were invited to a knitter celebration in order to distract from the more wild shenanigans that would be taking place in the evening.

by Peaches Hamlet April 23, 2018

knitted sock

Lamest Christmas gift one can give to another. Not even a pair, just one knitted sock!

What's that? A knitted sock. hahaha! look what I got! A Monster Jam Official Mega Grave Digger!! no, I don't wanna play with your knitted sock!

by Esa4 September 14, 2019

Knitler

Kintler the leader of germany!
Or is he?

Some where in Britain:

Guy 1: Hey have you heard about that dude who took over germany?!
Guy 2: Yea i have! Was it Knitler?

by The Entireity Of Earth December 5, 2019

knitted condom

Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is

He’s as useful as a knitted condom

by Cock Slinger1000 June 5, 2022

Knitter

Knitter is a knitting enthusiast that likes to make things from yarn.
It is also known as a slang term for African American people

I could hang with my knitter all day

by Your Knitter March 8, 2024