Knit Knacker

A female who starts drama by making complete nonsense up to feel important, someone everyone knows that does this. She may be quite charming at first glance but you rralize she is a sociopath pretty quick (hopefully) depending on if others warn you about her. Most likely the ugly quiet "otaku" or "emo" girl across your class who looks innocent until you learn she is a complete psycho b**ch. She Is a literal cum bucket and is desperate to be in a relationship, she will use anything she knows about someone to get closer to an individual that she likes and pretends to have known certain people for a long time when those people

barely know her. She is knitting her own thot sweater and degrading herself more and more day by day as more people find out the f***ed up things she did to others whether it was framing them for false rape or spread complete bullsh*t around and make someone look terrible, just to make her feel 'important' or have some "attention". Literally the highest rank a thot can get to
Watch out for harley, i heard she was a real knit knacker.

Aye you heard about that one crazy knit knacker gamer girl?
by Dankanusbot5000 January 07, 2018
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Knitted Sweater

When two males attempt to conjoin their penis' together by a knot like-thing. And attempt to get erctions.
"Joey is a silly goose, he wanted to do the Knitted Sweater, so we did"
by Brennan Henderson February 14, 2008
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knitting party

A type of party similar to an orgy, involving no penetration. Only oral and some smooth H-J's.
by DaddySpankee March 14, 2014
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knit a sweater

Man it's cold out I need to knit a sweater, know where I can get a sweater?

No, but I got a scarf here
by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006
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knitting yogurt

"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."
by Char H January 08, 2006
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Knit Fuck

Someone who is constantly telling others how big their dick is when in fact its as small as a needle and the only thing that they could fuck would be the size of a needle point, hence knit.
Bobby:Dam I don't know why I can't get my dick into this girls pussy, must be the size of my dick.
John:Fo sho, cuz the last time you size your dick to mines was the time I realize that your dick was the size of a grain of sand.
Bobby:Man fuck you man, wtf do you know about the size of my dick.
John:Last night in your bedroom, your wife called jo ass a knit fuck and was only good for fucking the knit on her panties.
Bobby:Man fuck you!
by Falopian November 17, 2010
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Knitting A Sweater

Female fingering masturbation causing entanglement of pubic hairs (knitting) and wetness of vagina (sweater).
It's been a stressful week. I'll be staying home tonight knitting a sweater.
by Djymbh October 31, 2013
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