The art of controlling the projection of a nut. Only few have enough precision to fully understand jizzonometry, you must be a very skilled ball handler to learn jizzonometry
by Niggstar123 February 1, 2020
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Get the juuzoboy mug.Definition #1: What happens to you when Anthony Rizzo hits a home run. Just a feeling that you get.
Definition #2: A ship of Anthony Rizzo and Aaron Judge that is used when they have a moment that tells everyone they’re in love
Definition #2: A ship of Anthony Rizzo and Aaron Judge that is used when they have a moment that tells everyone they’re in love
“Rizzo makes me Jizzo”
“The way Judge and Rizzo look at each other, I can tell they’re in love; Jizzo”
“The way Judge and Rizzo look at each other, I can tell they’re in love; Jizzo”
by RizzoJizzzoJudge April 4, 2023
Get the Jizzo mug.Defined as the "Jack" in a deck of cards. Often used during high stakes Poker Hands (Texas Hold 'em, Pineapple poker, etc.). Most commonly used when a player has a pocket pair of Jacks, the 4th best hand in Poker.
"Can't believe you won that big pot, were you bluffing?" "No", says Ezekiel "I had pocket Jizzops and hit 3 of a kind".
by habanerohummus August 31, 2023
Get the jizzop mug.A sexual act of receiving oral sex and then unloading the ejaculation upon a girl's unsuspecting eye and then poking her in the eye with the falis. You must then make her keep her eye closed so that it works as an adhesive.
Sean: "Wow look at Courtney she can't open her eye"
Gonzo: "Ya that's because I pulled the jizzo on her last night"
Gonzo: "Ya that's because I pulled the jizzo on her last night"
by G Nizzle April 5, 2005
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Mike and Big D stayed home from the prom and had a juzzel comtest. Mom threw the fit of fits. KAMNAZZLE!
by Capt. Bringit February 8, 2005
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