the joys

A pointless saying that common thick people use when moaning about having to do something mundane.

I've been working since 6am, gotta rush home now and have a shower then head straight out to pick up my son from football practice. The Joys.........

by skydivingasswolf August 14, 2019

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Joy

The outward expression of your love relationship with God.

Joy is one of the fruits of the spirit.

by www.eternalsoldiers.net June 23, 2006

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Joi

Joi is the meaning of “ jerk off instruction “ it is most likely that it is used we 2 people having sex or sending nudes

“ do you wanna do joi right now cuz I’m horny asf”

by yo_its_the_queen_ March 15, 2018

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JOI

Jerk Of Instructions

:Person 1: You wanna do JOI?
:Person 2: Sure, tell me what to do.

by Pluusja April 29, 2018

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Jerk Off Instructions. A millennial phenomenon, wherein a selfish generation managed to become even shittier at sex by demanding female partners (mostly paid, always bored) instruct them on how to handle their own feckless anatomy. Nevermind that having been born with a vagina offers limited insight into male self pleasure. And so she performs a kind of thankless one woman show, cheerleading a monosyllabic goon to orgasm.

Sex Worker #1: Can you believe this fucking ding dong requested JOI again?

Sex Worker #2: If I see one more Pro-Domme advertising JOI, I’ll scream. It’s not femdom, it’s emotional labor!

by LydiaFaithfull April 10, 2020

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