Jousted

(Jow-stead)- Jousting is another name for receiving head or "Beating that mouth up"; Can be done solo or with a friend to tag team on the girl(s). Created by: DJ Shawdi B of Knock Out Clique in Atlanta, Georgia.

Poncho: Wsup man? What you do today?
DJ Shawdi B: Man me an my homeboy went an Jousted on dis hoe today.
Poncho: Oh dats wsup...

by DJ Shawdi B September 8, 2008

Joshed

to dump the long time girlfriend unexpectedly for a hot new proposition and then dissapearing for long amounts of time

Dude, he joshed that girl hardcore for emily, she never saw that shit coming!

by Mr. Bagels May 4, 2005

joosted

Some one who pressures a customer so much that they leave and don’t buy.

Did you customer get the car no I joosted them

by Rep206 January 28, 2018

joshed

A term specific to the construction idustry that means you were severly shorted material or were sent the wrong material by the estimator that estimated your job.

Hey Ben, it's Tom. Can you check a job for me. I think I fuckin' got joshed again.

by The Real Wangsta April 23, 2007

Jossed

What happens when a passive-aggressive writer feels compelled to recreate his childhood bullying. Starts out by giving his audience lots of love, encourages them to believe things will turn out well, then backhands them at the end--and they inexplicably come crawling back for more.

If you watched Act III of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, you probably got Jossed.

by tomte August 15, 2008

Jolted

To be screwed over, ripped off and generally treated like dirt. Applies especially to games developers when dealing with publishers or hosted. End result of being "Jolted" is usually a loss of promised or morally or contractually obliged revenue.

We were working on this game with Jolt but they JOLTED all the players and never paid for the IP they used.

by Jolted May 23, 2009

joshed off

pissed off mad angry whiny To be a combination of angry, whiny, and ignorant. To be angry over rediculous, retarted things. This is of course if your friend's name is Josh. It could also be refered to as "bobbed off", "georged off", "suzy'd off", "earled off", etc. Depends on who your whiny ass friend is.

1. Josh was so joshed off because I didn't fix him an egg omelet.
2. Dude, don't be so joshed off.

by Dick Chaney September 11, 2006