joofed

verb: a word used in exchange for every other verb there is.

"shall we go for a joof, this afternoon"

by Jon Heslop March 4, 2005

jooker

a slang term for 'hooker', often used in jest, can be used together with the word 'hooker'

Hey! Hey you stupid hooker jooker!

Man you are such a jooker!

Hey jooker!

by AshleyandHope July 3, 2006

Jooke

Combination of a Joke and a Juke, used when someone turns a roast-styled joke, back around onto the person who's using it, essentially "juking" the original joker's roast. Can also be used for turning an innocent statement/question back around onto the speaker as a roast.

John: Bob is uglier than a blobfish crossed with a mole-rat.
Bob: That's not what ur mom said last night...
Sarah: Oooooohhhh, John just got jooked!

by AnSuckyNoob January 18, 2019

Jooken

Jooken means joke but in a cooler way

Tia: i had your mum
Chris :huh
Tia: Jooken

by Checken April 15, 2008

jocked

Juul rocked

I am jocked.

by TheEmmaStacey April 15, 2019

jookey

your moms tit

i sucked jookey last night.

by yo daddy bitch. September 23, 2003

joosed

getting fucked up on the titular energy drink like a certain Irish kid; may result in amazing dancing, and streaking.

"Oh fuck, I was so joosed last night."
"Yo, do you wanna get joosed tonite?"
"Wow that kids so joosed, hes naked behind a palm leaf."

by 1/2AZN June 9, 2009