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jono mill

damn, that guy is such a jono mill
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Jono Argument

An argument in which a person with an absurdly high IQ taunts another person, whose IQ is slightly (but significantly) lower, until the latter person cracks and storms out in a fit of anger (usually takes all of 30 seconds)
Fiona: Man, did you see Jono storm out of here before?
Hannah: Yeah, don't worry about that, we just had a Jono Argument
by hbenns November 28, 2014
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jono penis

Large and sexy. Every girl wanna sit on it all day and night. It suits people best if there name begins with D.
His dick is so big. D... should ride it. Penis galore! Jono penis is spectacular
by Creecred22 May 9, 2017
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Jono Cann

Jono is the biggest gimp of the century. He’s got a little Weiner and no cock. He can never get hard and only gets in with his best friends
Jono Cann I want to go to bed with you. Actually not anymore
by Tyler Mascali August 15, 2018
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JONO JUICE

the most powerful substance on earth
a cup of coffee is 0.5% of i sip of jono juice
the average human being would die after digesting even 2% of jono juice
the only person who can survive it is the big man himself: JONO
person 1: mate we need to win this game, go drink your jono juice
person 2: YES!
by Flipidipdip June 15, 2022
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jono lu

petite vulnerable scrumptious dream enthusiast who craves being pegged by sherbet the soccer girl
ayo think my songs fem, he a jono lu frfr
by eshayyss August 18, 2022
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Jono Rizz

Jono Rizz is where you shove a footlong subway so far up your ass that you walk like a crab for 3 days asking bitches to cosume your shit and as one of them accepts you pull out an entire footlong subway out fo your ass and force feed it to them before smashing them in the middle of the road before getting hit by a car and then eating cheese. After that you would get horny and start fucking that cheese until it becomes white cheese then shove it up your ass as far as you can and feed it to the next person.
Person 1: What he did the Jono Rizz?
Person 2: No way the Jono Rizz is insane!
by SuperYeetCat May 19, 2023
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