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Johnathan

has a really big dick and you can especially tell when he has his harness on to go on the zip line at the sophomore retreat
Girl 1: Let’s go Zip lining

Girl 2: I hope Johnathan’s up there
by straightforseth October 12, 2021
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jonathot

he is the eldest of the thot dynasty. usually known to stay original and hate on the children
jonathot is a huge thot
by the disappointment April 11, 2018
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Jonathan Doggy

the sexual position in which you have one foot on the cooker and the other on the cooker hood while the woman sits on her head and does breakdance and holds her hand on the microwave
I was fucking her so bad while we were doing the Jonathan Doggy
by StepbroStalin May 5, 2021
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jonahjob

eating as many girls out in one night as possible
eating lots of pussy
aka jonahjob
by jonah6969 November 24, 2011
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Jonah beck

Cyrus goodman (whispering):it's jonah beck

Me (at the same time cuz i know all the lines):jonah beck

Rinp jy*us
by Hehe bob duncan November 2, 2018
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Rusty Johnathan

When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.
When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.
by Joey Bootz August 28, 2010
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Jonathan Gaming JG Myths

A channel that is cringey and make gaming challenges
JG Myths: Hi everyone I'm Jonathan Gaming JG Myths welcome to Part 2 of my Fire Emblem Heroes Challenge.
by Jonathan Gaming February 24, 2019
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