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Johnning

When someone makes very obvious and lazy excuses for their problems
"Stop Johnning bro"
by themsovietbois July 29, 2025
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joanzing

The act of assaulting a person from behind with a club or blunt object and dragging them back to your room to have your way with them like a caveman. A common practice for large individuals whose game is lacking to the point where they don't even bother talking to girls because they know they don't have the intellect or personality to coax someone sleep with them... Straight college rape
John- Hey man what are you doing with that club?

Matt- I haven't gotten laid in a while man, I'm straight Joanzing tonight.
by byaaaaaaa March 3, 2008
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Johnnying

Bugging someone constantly to finish a project or game they are working on and trolling them non-stop if they don't finish what they started
"Please just close this; OI is a joke, he creates fake games and has never released a beta or demo...Really?

@all the people being childish, learn to use the computer like neo dragon said and act your age. And i am emailing the leader of PC because i think its pretty ridiculous how people can spam my profile page calling me a Jacka** and stuff and how just in general you can swear on PC, i think it is sick..
I would advise you neodragon to just close this thread because it is getting no where, and is a waste of time, just like infinite rainbow was...he gets peoples hopes up and then creates a excuse on why he cannot further his game or release a demo.

All of you sticking up for OI will soon see why i am "being a troll". I too was a fan of OI when he was working on Infinite rainbow, but then he crushed that game, so i became mad at him for just throwing a perfectly good game away. O yea i forgot they are fake games, all he has is picturess of themm :)"
That would be Johnnying
by Pseudo-Legend August 29, 2010
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janning

it is a great last name that means that they will stick together forever and anything
lets Janning together
by Beastghost007 January 19, 2018
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Johning

this doesn’t have to be explained, you just know when someone is Johning or being a John ass mf.
This mf really Johning right now
“You a John ass mf”
by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018
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Johning

One who partakes in dumbass actions.
This mf really Johning right now
“You a John ass mf”
by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018
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johanni wife

When you are a beautiful lady but you get put with johanni
by PRETTYMUCHBEANZFAM February 17, 2019
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