jobby jaws

Someone whose breath stinks of shite

"Oh gads, His breath smells of shite" hes got jobby jaws

by Garry & Scobie June 3, 2007

jobstacle

A mixture of job and obstacle, which are usually required to be completed before one leaves the house.
Most commonly used jobstacles:
1. Clean your room.
2. Feed the dog.

Zerah: Yaye, another day to gorge on frozen coke, unobstructed by --

Mother: Zar! Clean your room first!
Zerah: Damn jobstacles.

by Kontemptuous July 15, 2009

shop the jobsite

Stealing from a construction jobsite.

I shop the jobsite at least twice a week, and sell at fleamarkets on the weekends.

by Worldhead December 4, 2009

jobby-jabber

An homosexual ; a man who engages as the active partner in anal sex with another man. From "jobby" (faecal solid) + "jab" (to prong or spear). It should be noted that some may consider this term offensive - it is favoured by homophobes due to its low potential for "re-appropriation" by the homosexual community (see example).

Gay Pride celebration ; Queer Pride celebration ; Jobby-jabber Pride celebration.

by lex November 24, 2004

Do Jobs

Another way of saying "Do Work". Taken from a exert of a season C.D of Rob and Big in which they try to find new words and one of the first things they say is Do Jobs.

Rob: Gotta do some kickys and maybe some heelys. and even a SHOVIE
Big Black: DO JOBS SON!
Sound guy: Just read the cue card...

by KaiKaine January 19, 2008

jobby juice

the fluids that leak from ones bum creating a nasty stench in your underwear and sometimes skid marks

I was scratching my ass and to my disgust my finger was covered in jobby juice

by Burt Reynolds February 18, 2005

jobby

A Scots term for the brownish substance excreted from ones anus when the bowels are full or after a spicy cuisine.
Also the term for something that is disapproved of/ rubbish.

"Who left that stinkin jobby in er"
"I canny flush 'is jobby away it's jist floatin 'er"
"The TV is pure jobby tonight"
"Keep yir jobby to yerself"
"Away and jobby yer pants ya big jobby-bum"
"Ma jobby wis jobby, i need another"
"that curry was jobby"

by Boab Bowroad October 11, 2004