Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.

dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!

by carleoj79 January 11, 2011

They Took Our Jobs!

A phrase coined by South Park, used when the "Goobacks," time immigrants from the future take the citizens of South Park's jobs by working for next to nothing.

"Let me show you to the coffee room, Mr. Glurrk."

Randy Marsh: (gasp) "They took my JOB!"

Stan Marsh: "They took yer job!"

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"Alright everyone, back to the pile."

"Back to the pile everyone, c'mon"

"Back to the pile!"

"Durk our durrr!"

by Durk Our DURR!!! August 24, 2004

joeshit

Another term for bullshit!

JOE- "Yeah my dad has keys to the milton keynes bowl"
(PAT AND BEN SLOWLY TURN AND GLAZE AT EACHOTHER......PAT AND BEN AT THE SAME TIME SAY)

PAT&BEN- "What a bunch of joeshit!"
(THEY BOTH LAUGH!)

by ben tandoh May 6, 2008

Jobsworth

A person in an organisation given to making life difficult for others, in order to increase their own sense of worth within the structure.

(As originally from) "I can't let you go parking there, Sir Brian, it'd be more than my job's worth."

by Michael Strange January 22, 2004

Jobsworth

Someone who's jobs is low ranking and unimportant often a job that the general public dislike, but takes the job overly seriously.

Example: The train guard was a complete jobsworth he checked tickets after every stop

by Thatpersonfromthetrain September 29, 2018

Jobsworth

Someone serious in authority who lives by the rulebook to feel like a big man. They might have been bullied at school or have pill dick.

Some shithouse gave me an £80 fine for pissing in the street. "You'll never take me alive copper". Fucking jobsworth.

by Marc Noble July 19, 2007

Jobson

To define the word Jobson please see Job.

A Job is a person with great patience. Although unaware, Jobs have the world in the palm of their hands. Their possibilities are endless. Jobs are a gift sent to us from the ether as a reminder that we are loved by our creator.

Is there a Jobson in the crowd? Help! We need a Jobson!

by Magikmoonmama March 20, 2021