Jizzathon

Jizzing A Numerous Amount of Times at Once.

"Dude our english teacher is so hott"
"Yeah, In her Hour-Long Class I Had A Jizzathon"

by ThenIJizzedNMyPants April 2, 2009

JizzBitch

Refers to a woman who is obsessed with a man's semen. She is the true delight of most men, at least in their dreams. Loves to have men shoot their wad all over their body. Normally, she also gives great blow jobs and totally slurps down a man's juices. This is also usually accompanied by the noise and sounds of her moaning and sucking...

My special lady is really a JizzBitch. She always makes sure that I am totally satisfied, even before she is satisfied. A lot of times we go at it for hours before we are both worn out and satiated.

by Panchoman December 1, 2006

jizztory

history with someone's dick. normally happening between a boy and girl.

Ex 1:
"Oh man, Bob's lookin gooddddd today!"
"Bob? The one that has jizztory with Sue?"
"Ew. Grimey. Yeah, that one."

Ex 2:
"Fool, im about to hook up with Mary tonight at the party. This shit's gonna go down in the jizztory books"

by ChelseaaaaBeeeee February 29, 2008

Jizzing On My Heart

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.

Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.

by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019

Jizztan

A term to describe severely pale human beings.

"That guy looks like he got a jizztan!"

by Pooolb December 2, 2011

jizzism slap

A jizzism is when you feel the need to catch your sperm and slap your girlfriend/wife ass.

My girlfriend and I don't you condoms so I jizzism slap her ass.

by Dj Cobble Dick March 18, 2014

jizztot

An adjective outlying the term "fan boy" but 12 notches higher. A jizztot is the supreme of fan boys.

"Hey, you See that kid over there. Biggest Jennifer Lawrence jizztot ever."

by chocotrain February 12, 2015