Something absolutely unwatchable. The most dreadful thing you will ever see on TV or on a movie. Terrible
by cock.cocklicker.licker12 July 25, 2011
I'm majoring in Jewish engineering.
by Kazimierz June 18, 2005
When two cars are driving the same speed in both lanes blocking the road for anyone who wants to pass.
by Billy555555555555 July 11, 2008
Supposed cause of fire deliberately arranged by the owner to burn down a property or business in order to benefit from insurance money or similar, such as destruction of documents and records.
What happened to that old kvetcher, Max? He's dressed in bright colors and looking so happy...
Haven't you heard? His art gallery literally went up in flames, struck by a fortunate case of Jewish lightning.
Haven't you heard? His art gallery literally went up in flames, struck by a fortunate case of Jewish lightning.
by nycgw July 11, 2009
Synonym for "Happy Hour", the term used to describe a period of time in which bars, pubs, etc. offer alcoholic drinks for cheap!
we like! :D
we like! :D
Roy: yo El Iran, lets go fish some hot chicks at the local bar!
Eliran: bro its only 9:30..
Roy: CAN YOU SAY JEWISH HOUR?!?
Eliran: JEWISH HOUR !
Eliran: bro its only 9:30..
Roy: CAN YOU SAY JEWISH HOUR?!?
Eliran: JEWISH HOUR !
by Royeesha July 26, 2011
At Christmas time the Jewish merchants are the happiest when they are playing the tune of sales ringing on their Jewish Jukeboxes.
by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006
Probably the smartest, cutest, and most successful boys around.
Also, known for being exceptionally well-endowed.
Questions to ask yourself if you're not sure you're a Jewish boy:
1) Was I worth $5000 as a 13yo?
2) Do I call people dicks or schmucks
3) Do I have an obsession with Asian Girls?
4) Am I an Ivy-Leaguer?
5) If I am not an Ivy-Leaguer, do I go to Brandeis, Tufts, NYU or GWU?
6) Do my parents want me to be a doctor
7) Am I more likely to manage a sports team than play on one?
8) Does Christmas piss me off?
Also, known for being exceptionally well-endowed.
Questions to ask yourself if you're not sure you're a Jewish boy:
1) Was I worth $5000 as a 13yo?
2) Do I call people dicks or schmucks
3) Do I have an obsession with Asian Girls?
4) Am I an Ivy-Leaguer?
5) If I am not an Ivy-Leaguer, do I go to Brandeis, Tufts, NYU or GWU?
6) Do my parents want me to be a doctor
7) Am I more likely to manage a sports team than play on one?
8) Does Christmas piss me off?
Girl 1: "I heard Jewish boys have the biggest dicks."
Girl 2: "Ya heard right!"
Asian girl 1: "I'd just love to date a cute Jewish boy!"
Asian girl 2: "Join the club."
Goy: "Yo, if it's passover, how are you gonna turn up?"
Jewish Boy: "PASS THE FUCKING MANISCHEWITZ
Girl 2: "Ya heard right!"
Asian girl 1: "I'd just love to date a cute Jewish boy!"
Asian girl 2: "Join the club."
Goy: "Yo, if it's passover, how are you gonna turn up?"
Jewish Boy: "PASS THE FUCKING MANISCHEWITZ
by broliaschiller December 11, 2014