Roadblocking

when you are at a party and fat or undesirable females block your path through a doorway that you want to go through either on purpose, or unintentionally. when roadblocked the victim is usually too disinterested or disgusted by the roadblocker(s) to ask them to move. sometimes roadblocking is used as a cockblock.

"i want to go play pong in the garage, but Bertha is roadblocking me"

Roadblocking by drunk cyclist May 15, 2015

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ROCKBLOCKING

when someone walks in front of the tv while playing guitarhero/rockband.

"I was shredding super hard on expert to Journey but failed cause Jerry started rockblocking me

ROCKBLOCKING by cainraw June 4, 2009

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Rockblocking

Preventing someone from getting a free high. Similar to cockblocking but with drugs not sex.

Hey don't be rockblocking!

Damn rockblocking mf's!
Wtf ?Why she always rockblocking me?

Rockblocking by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 19, 2018

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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