In Jesus name no more cap

‘To swear on Jesus’ name for no more lying.’

Kanye has created arguably the best tweet of all time.

KIM. IN JESUS NAME NO MORE CAP.

by applestrawberry21 July 22, 2020

You Need Jesus

Phrase used to convey the idea that a person's words or actions are of questionable morality or virtue.

Dude: Man, I should SO kill that hooker right now.
Dude2: You need Jesus.

by Whistledink April 7, 2010

Zabdiel De Jesus

Zabdiel De Jesus is just perfection. He was born on December 13, 1997, in Puerto Rico and is currently 21 years old. He participated in a reality TV show called La Banda when he was 17 years old. Eventually, he won and is now part of a latin boyband called CNCO along with bandmates, Christopher Velez, Richard Camacho, Joel Pimentel, and Erick Brian Colon. He will steal your heart by his looks, his personality, and especially his talented singing and dancing. Even though he has trouble speaking in English, his accent is just everythingggg and it sooo cute when he talks in English. In conclusion, Zabdiel De Jesus is just a beautiful, talented, and amazing human being living in this world.

Omg is that Zabdiel De Jesus ?!?! He so cute omgggg! 🙈

by okgooffiguess May 28, 2019

german jesus

Popular nickname for German NBA player Dirk Nowitzki.

NBA champion (2011)
NBA Finals MVP (2011)
NBA Most Valuable Player (2007)
13× NBA All-Star (2002–2012, 2014–2015)
4× All-NBA First Team (2005–2007, 2009)
5× All-NBA Second Team (2002, 2003, 2008, 2010, 2011)
3× All-NBA Third Team (2001, 2004, 2012)
50–40–90 club (2007)
NBA Three-Point Shootout champion (2006)
NBA Shooting Stars champion (2010)
NBA Teammate of the Year (2017)
BBL Most Valuable Player (1999)
FIBA World Cup MVP (2002)
FIBA EuroBasket MVP (2005)
3× FIBA EuroBasket Top Scorer (2001, 2005, 2007)
6× Euroscar Player of the Year (2002–2006, 2011)
2× FIBA Europe Men's Player of the Year (2005, 2011)
Mister Europa Player of the Year (2005)
Silbernes Lorbeerblatt (2011)
German Sports Personality of the Year (2011)

Person 1: Look, it's german jesus!

Person 2: What? Jesus wasn't german?

Person 1: Ugh, it's Dirk Nowitzki, also known as German Jesus

by FreudianNoodle January 21, 2018

Jesus Feathered Christ

When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.

Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!

Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.

Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!

Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!

by Hazzypoo August 31, 2013

Italian Jesus

A name for Formula 1 driver Antonio Giovinazzi.

Darren: Hey Tom, did you see the Italian Jesus did a fastest lap
Tom: I know, he is racing prodigy

by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021

Jesusburger

Communion wafer - based on the fact that the Catholics believe that a wafer eaten during communion turns into the body of Jesus. Incidentally, given the billions of Catholics who have eaten bits of Jesus over nearly two millenia, Jesus must have weighed several tens of millions of tons.

Fancy a Sunday roast dinner?
You bet, all I've had today is a Jesusburger and blood down at St Peter's.

by garry gobshite August 23, 2010