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Jewish First Class

Veronica: “OMG first class on Delta is soooo expensive, but I don’t want to fly coach.”

Rachel: “Let’s go Jewish First Class. Same leg room as first class and better snacks than coach plus we board earlier.”
by Layla Punim June 18, 2022
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jewish billiards

a form of billiards, played on a table in which you must pay for every game, in which you make sure to grab every ball right before it goes in the hole so you don't have to pay for more than one game. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and therefore would participate in this form of billiards.
mike: hey man, let's go down to the local sports bar and shoot some pool!

tyrone: ok let's do it, but remember, i won last time so it's your turn to pay.

mike: oh shit man, i've only got a dollar, i guess we can only play one game

tyrone: no man, we can play jewish billiards
by mike hunt93 December 20, 2009
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Jerish

The ultimate Universal Language.

Only spoken among the "Wise and Not-slow ones"

The non-Jerish can never learn how to speak Jerish, since it was gifted from birth.
YOU DON'T SPEAK JERISH, YOU TURD.
by LACinee September 24, 2010
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Jewish Coinpurse

The act of a male, during sexual intercourse pouring loose change into the vagina
Last night Joe had some spare change and was feeling really kinky so he gave me a Jewish Coinpurse.
by Dcoops1313 January 28, 2016
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Jewisher

The extension of ones Judaism, by per taking in actions that are extra Jewish.
Dude did that Rabi get Jewisher or is it just me?
by TheKarateKid yo January 12, 2008
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Jenipher

Super sexy girl with a great body and very admirable breasts. Tends to be attracted to taller men, often much taller. Loves T.V. and especially sitcoms. Can waste hours and hours just watching sitcoms and listening to music. Fairly shy until you get to know her, then shows a bit of a wild and kinky side. Every man would kill for one night in bed with Jenipher. Her "large tracts of land" make boys and girls alike horny.
That girl is super sexy and unbelievably stacked, she must be a Jenipher!
by East Wenatchee Stud February 4, 2010
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jeniah

Cute,chill adorable, a slutty virgin, has awesome hair,a good lover and good a friend jeniah's are good to had in your life! Can be childish but can be serious when need to be. Loved my everyone and is easy to talk to. Most cases she's a cuttie with a booty!!
Man look at Jeniah I wish I could talk to her but I'm to shy.

Damm she's has a booty wish she was mine...

She's so adorable must be a Jeniah
by Babygirll💓♾ June 21, 2015
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