Super Jail

This really insanely animated show on adult swim that is so cracked out that it makes you want to throw up but you can't stop watching becuase its so crazy. A crazy warden owns a jail world that never ceases to gross you out. You will see things the human mind should never think of.

Catch it sundays at 12:15 on Cartoon Network's very own Adult Swim

Creators: Christy Karacas & Stephen
Warbrick
Voice of: Stephen Warbrick

Dude: "Did you see Super Jail last night?"
dude two: "Yeah i didn't know if i was going to shit my pants or puke."
Dude one: "Yeah, the creator must be on some serious acid."

by TrishaEffinTreat December 23, 2008

Jail bait

tempting female below the age of consent.

I didn't want to ask her age,
It's enough she's here backstage,
I did it though and now it's too late,
she's jailbait, honey, jailbait

by matt the jakie August 5, 2004

jail purse

Jail purse- The anus of a male or the vagina/anus of a female. Commonly used for storage of small items such as keys (to handcuffs) or small baggies containing drugs.

Cop1- Yo man, we just arrested this one girl. After we brought her down to jail they found 12 baloons of heroin that we didnt find when we searched her.

Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?

Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.

by Jack Sheldon November 10, 2008

Janila

She is pretty funny, with a nice personality. She is loving and caring. She doesn’t like confrontation but if you push her, she will have no problem with letting you know she don’t play. She is strong and free-spirited. She’s VERY socialable and loves to talk ALOT! She never means harm to anyone but some people can take the things she says to heart but she’s harmless. She will not put with ignorance or stupidity. She’s lovable and pretty. She loves her family with all her heart and would do anything for them. She’s not an idiot and will cut of people who have done her wrong. She has a lot to offer and loves to give. She’s a good girl and anyone would be blessed to have her.

You are everything Janila

Live and love like a Janila

by Janila0408 November 29, 2017

Sperm Jail

Refers to the period of time immediately following sex in which a woman may lay on her back with her legs up in the air to keep the sperm inside of her vagina in an attempt to facilitate reproduction.

I'd make you breakfast right now but I'm in sperm jail for the next twenty minutes.

Hey, can you get me a magazine so that I can read something while I am stuck in sperm jail!

by Daytime Neologist December 16, 2010

Jaila

A hella tight girl. super relaxed, chill and has a kind of dirty mind, but still owns it! Jaila doesn't follow crowds, and loves to be friends with whoever. So unique, no baby naming website has a definition. She is one of a kind, very ass kicking and REALLY knows how to shake her booty! Quite a BAMF.

Girl 1: Damn she is one fine dancer!

Girl 2: Must be a Jaila...

by elisimoRm February 28, 2010

Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.

Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."

by Comander Cool December 14, 2008