Jake's are the best boyfriends you could ever have. Usually have dirty blond hair with brown eyes, one may be a different shade from the other but that makes him more interesting. Jake's are very crazy (in the good way) and never have a dull moment. Very fun to hang out with and know how to keep a party going. Jake's are always different from everyone and that's what makes them so special. They are best gamers ( not to mentions the sweetest ) and know how to make a girl laugh. He is very caring, compassionate, trustworthy, and adorable. They aren't afraid to be romantic or sexual to you. Jake's are also very good kissers and make every moment with them romantic and sweet. Very athletic and have fantastic collar bones <3 Absolutely perfect in many's eyes.
Jake's are the best guy you'll ever meet.
Jake's are the best guy you'll ever meet.
by Wclf.gaming May 27, 2014
the...um, dreamiest, sweetest, most ignorant guy. Even through ignorance, he's the best friend ANYONE could have. He's got the biggest heart, and softest soul. A poet and a perfect athlete. The b-e-s-t lover.
by Teddilynnn October 6, 2008
by LandM September 27, 2018
The Sexiest guy ever. Quarter back of the football team. A hottie with a body and a cutee with a booty. He is nice. if you dont love jake you dont love anyone.
by Baybay who loves her jakee poo October 29, 2008
They are great friends with a big personality and quite handsome. Also the hilarious one of the group in a crazy daredevil way. But they can also get on your nerves a bit.
If you were thinking about dating him you would have to get to know him first because when you first see him he just seems like an average hot dude but when you get to know him you will realize he is extremely dirty minded and crazy. But then when you peel off the last layer you will realize he has quite a sensitive side so good luck.
Also why do they always say this: MASTERBATION MASTERBATION JUICY CHIZZZZ.
If you were thinking about dating him you would have to get to know him first because when you first see him he just seems like an average hot dude but when you get to know him you will realize he is extremely dirty minded and crazy. But then when you peel off the last layer you will realize he has quite a sensitive side so good luck.
Also why do they always say this: MASTERBATION MASTERBATION JUICY CHIZZZZ.
friend: Jake why is your but so big
jaKE: ITS FULL OF MASTERBATIONAL JUICES
friend: If I pop 1 cheeck will it spill every where
jaKE: ITS FULL OF MASTERBATIONAL JUICES
friend: If I pop 1 cheeck will it spill every where
by 13thDalek July 28, 2020