jabroney

A very specific type of douchebag. Usually they can be seen constantly smoking from a vape pen all day, and they drive shitty cars with subwoofers, fancy rims and any other misappropriated car mod. On their downtime they're usually drinking monster energy drinks and playing call of duty. Most of them are unemployed.

Look at these jabroneys leaving the vape pen shop.

by mcswaggerr March 2, 2015

Jabroni

A loser, poser, lame-ass.

One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.

A fuckin 'tard.

Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"

Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

jablo

Boogers, snot, or any other bodily fluid able to be pulled from the nose.

Mr. Pregnant says, "I love diggin' for jablo!"

by Larry Darrell January 15, 2008

Jabjob

To find a job very quickly and easily.

"I jabjobbed today. I didn't expect to find a new job so fast!"

by JordanMartin December 21, 2008

Jaboozle

When you dip your balls into a cup of beer or other liquid, then a female (or dude) blows into a straw and it tickles your balls.

Yo, we were playing beer pong last night and this slut gave me a Jaboozle.

by Game of Whores November 30, 2011

jabronie

juh broh nee
–noun
someone who is about to get owned.

-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.

-Love is for jabronies.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.

by super86me December 10, 2008

Jaboganators

(n)1. An elite group of halo masters. who not only enjoy a good game of halo, but also friendly conversation and ridicule of the team mascot jabogan over bratwurst and cold drinks.

1. The jaboganators will destroy you after we finish our double brats.
2. You just got jaboganated by the jaboganators.

by Lakehouse Seven June 20, 2005