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jabberwiki

a portmanteau of jabberwocky and Wikipedia.
1. a person whose attempts at witty conversation comes mostly from Wikipedia articles. 2. someone who monopolizes conversations with random trivia. 2. v. to bore the hell out of your friends by incessantly spouting unsubstantiated and useless facts.
1. Matt was such an annoying jabberwiki that his co-workers avoid his company.

2. "Tell your girl to go easy on the sauce, dude. Once she gets hammered she turns into a jabberwiki!"

3. "Who are you trying to impress, Larry? What you just said was pure, unadulterated jabberwiki!"
by Nickilicious January 16, 2008
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Jabez

A good looking prayerful guy with gifted talents and favored by God. (see 1 Chronicles 4:9-10)
"I want my baby to be named as Jabez."
by Gloaty April 23, 2010
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Jabeebus

1)To be used in place in the holy name Jesus.
2)A name for which to give a child that you forever want to be in tears or tortured til the end of days
3)A word to be used in place of a cuss word by a teenager to keep from getting trouble
1. Oh Jabeebus! I can't believe she's doin it again!
2. Jabeebus, your momma must've hated you!!!!
3. She is being such a Jabeebus!!!!

just like a Slinky, great for a girl or a boy!
by Alley God April 8, 2009
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Jaborial

A tall, lanky, and Harry species of German rats.
The term is often used when one of your friends is being an absolute boon and has no clue what they’re talking about.
That bot-walker of there is becoming a real jaborial
by Seymour Assyses December 21, 2020
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Jabber-Wickling

1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust

2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.
1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was jabber-wickling under the desk.

2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I jabber-wickle until she notices.
by Daryl L. May 8, 2005
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jabraya

A beautiful unique girl that you will only see once in a lifetime. She has the power to take your breath away with a single glance and you can't help but keep staring at her as she walks out of your sight. She has the most beautiful smile that lights up any room she is currently in.
I'm so lucky to have found my girl. She is my very own Jabraya.
by Mika1265 July 26, 2017
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jabez

Jabez. a good soul and a kind heart that deserved better. who is never forgotten and is continued to be loved especially by his bestfriend/brother alex. he will always be in your heart. your guardian angel. jabez , a funny guy with sense of humor. your a legend.
jabez he left a legacy and touched many hearts. he’s got you alex .
by s.c.l September 4, 2019
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