Booty Jorts

Short shorts but in a jean version. Can also be when a woman cuts off jean pants leaving very short jean shorts. Denim jeans cuts into short shorts.

I was at the Fountains of Wayne concert, when a middle-aged woman in booty jorts sat down right in front of me.

by eqkfa07 July 21, 2009

Jortcut

Purposely taking a longer route to interact with as many people as possible

"Lets go this way."
"Nah, lets take a jortcut and go talk to those girls."

by Merk$&@ September 14, 2016

jortrash

a bald headed fraud who wishes he was better then legoat. 1-9 without daddy pippen and retired to baseball because he was so bad.

isnt legoat better then jortrash?

hell yea

by 1x.darius July 17, 2021

jortstorm

Jortstorm is a meme song created by slimecicle on stream. You can listen to the song on YouTube or listen on Spotify.

Jortstorm, jortstorms coming tonight. A jortstorm, it's a category 5.

by Eli_edits July 3, 2023

jortling

The act of crying while tucking your penis between your legs

i thought that little girl was crying but it was just josh jortling

by blooisblooisbloo November 29, 2019

jorteralls

Short overalls made of denim.

Rosie: The look I'm going for is...jocular.
Ana: Sounds like it's time to bust out the jorteralls.

by Callmelunette April 7, 2011

jortscore

>A genre of music derived from the fashion of indie-pop, emo-punk, and lo-fi garage.

jorts-guy1: "do you ever listen to pop-punk?"

jorts-guy2: "ew, I only listen to jortscore now..."

by punkyBrwster October 6, 2013