jism jaw

Someone a man or woman that gives too much oral sex.

that slut is a jism jaw

by THEGIANT6667678 March 3, 2007

jism schism

Inability to ejaculate due to any or all of these reasons: 1) impotence; 2) blockage of the ejaculatory ducts, prostate, vas deferens, etc.; 3) feelings of guilt or bad vibes between sex partners; 4) a ringing phone or any other distraction.

We were fucking and I had a jism schism 'cause the phone rang!

by pentozali June 30, 2006

jism shoot

a tubluar shoot in which semen flows, like a penis.

all because of the clap, my jism shoot is killing me!

by mikeydave May 1, 2010

Jism Chasm

A woman with a vagina that is very loose, normally after child birth.

What's up Mike? "I shagged the wife last night for the first time since she had the twins. It was like fucking a tunnel. I'm not going near that Jism Chasm again!

by The Course Man July 13, 2012

jism storm

When a low-pressure area develops in a large circle jerk and the volume of cum causes localised flooding and power outages.

Peter lost power and couldn't connect with the Internet after last night's jism storm.

by Dick Examiner October 31, 2017

jism organism

The product of the induction of a man's jism into the female sexual apparatus; a baby.

Sandra's nine months pregnant. She's about to pop out her first jism organism.

by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009

jism monkey

The Spawn of Mr Lassman

That kid of Ed's is a right Jism Monkey

by Mr Jiz February 18, 2005