Mike had a nightmare the night before he went in for his physical. He was worried about making jism while he was being checked for cancer.
by quality control January 30, 2005
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Jenny: Please never use the word jism and my name in the same sentence again.
*lays the smack down on Tim*
Jenny: Please never use the word jism and my name in the same sentence again.
*lays the smack down on Tim*
by Falkinor December 15, 2004
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jodism ; is kinda like being a hippy , dont give a shit for anyone else unless they give a shit about you , you respect people who respect you . weed and stuff is okay , but cocaine and speed and the stronger drugs arent but tbh , if you wanna go ahead and kill yourself , feel free . also , dont judge people untill youve spent atleast 5 seconds with them, 5 second rule is always a must . you have to live life to the full . and be totally honest with people and basicly fuck rules within reason . and have fun
alcohol is allowed
stealing if okay too
murder and rape shit isnt okay thou
jodism ; is kinda like being a hippy , dont give a shit for anyone else unless they give a shit about you , you respect people who respect you . weed and stuff is okay , but cocaine and speed and the stronger drugs arent but tbh , if you wanna go ahead and kill yourself , feel free . also , dont judge people untill youve spent atleast 5 seconds with them, 5 second rule is always a must . you have to live life to the full . and be totally honest with people and basicly fuck rules within reason . and have fun
alcohol is allowed
stealing if okay too
murder and rape shit isnt okay thou
Dude are you catholic?
Nah fuck that shit im a jodist
ooo hows life?
awesome & yours?
sucks , god is suck an ass and he made adam fuck his own kids
join me in jodism then its much better
Nah fuck that shit im a jodist
ooo hows life?
awesome & yours?
sucks , god is suck an ass and he made adam fuck his own kids
join me in jodism then its much better
by veronica19922105 August 30, 2006
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by Junkdumper January 26, 2009
Get the Jism mug.Any person who loves jism. Usually used as an insult, but can be used as mocking endearment to a lover.
1. Dude your a cocksucker, yeah thats right jism jockey!
2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.
2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.
by ToeKnee September 17, 2005
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At breakfast, I made a special drink for Amber. I called it jismjuice. She had no idea what she was drinking.
by Ray McGlyn May 5, 2008
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