Jakub

Honestly a nonce / roadman. He is the most rudest person I have ever met. He thinks he can do anything he wants. He usually would have brown hair blue or brown eyes and play rugby or football / soccer.

Person 1: have you seen Jakub today. He’s so hot
Person 2: you do realise he’s a nonce, right
Person1: eww! Wtf

by Kiki_Chiara December 17, 2021

Jakub

A very attractive slavic boy, often good at any video game he touches such as valorant, cs:go and fortnite. Hes super buff and muscular and pulls all the bitches in his area, though all the guys love him too.

Oh my gosh, nobody is as good looking as Jakub.

by Xutty February 19, 2022

Jakub

He’s a very loyal man and he’s very thoughtful. He can make your mood go up from just a look from him or even a text. He gives you this feeling that you can’t explain because of how amazing it is. It’s a feeling of butterflies but better. He’s very funny and treats you like you’re the best person in the world even though he is himself. His eyes bring me so much joy and his smile gives me butterflies. I never stop thinking about him even in the worst situations. If you even get a man like jakub you should suggest yourself lucky

Jakub is so perfect

by 22.2.22 March 17, 2022

Jakub

super sexy man who is very awesome and gets all the ladies, he also has the power and talent to summon reality breaking nuclear explosions from his bare hands also he carries in every single game he plays

Girl 1: omg have you seen Jakub he is so hot

girl 2: he fisted my mother last night and she erupted into gamma radiation

by Xx_Awesome_sauce_Gamr_xX June 27, 2022

Jakub

The strongest person in the multiverse, a saiyan god.

Jakub is all powerful

by Jiggy153 October 4, 2022

Jakub

A deaf person who isn' t actually deaf, but acts like it, because he can't listen to his thoughts and his friends at the same time. Don't send him your homework to help him! He will most likely send it to whole class and you will lose a chance to have an A.

Person 1: Jakub, what do you think about the latest fashion trends?
Jakub: What did you say???

by lilmeowmeowmeow December 4, 2023

jakub

a lil polish border hopper

look that guy is imagrating iligaly he is such a jakub

by LILborderhopper69420 December 6, 2023