intensitude

The magnitude to which something is intense.

"Holy shit that's a real hellka! That's too much intensitude for my brain to handle!"

by Quine7 January 10, 2008

intrusive ads

Used when referring to ads on a website or app that are so intrusive, for example, if they cover a large portion of the page or if they're full screen. Or if there are so many on the page. The only way to get rid of them is to install AdBlock.

Kyle: I'm not using EasyBib anymore, they have intrusive ads and they force you to click on them.
Chris: Yeah, and in order to disable them, you have to subscribe to EasyBib Pro for $10 a month.

by The Real Driller July 7, 2020

Napoleon Incentive

When one's own self inadequacies lead one to be more ambitious and successful. Similar to the Napoleon Complex, which states that one of short stature may be more aggressive and domineering. It is named after Napoleon because he was of short stature, but was massively ambitious and successful, which many shorter men have to do in order to make up for their short stature.

Brett suffered from the Napoleon Complex and was bitter. His friend, Dave, had a Napoleon Incentive and decided to become more confident and funny to compensate for his height.

by SithLordTrevor November 2, 2021

incentive

Something, such as the fear of punishment or the expectation of reward, that induces action or motivates effort.

Jake was promised free entry into the bar if he mowed the lawn for his neighbor.

by Ryan Thompson July 19, 2004

Captain Intensity

I lived with a buddy who was always so intense about everything around the house. No one did the dishes, someone drank his beer so we ended up calling him Captian intensity

A buddy who is intense about everything

Dude I fucked Tammy last night

Man thats my girlfreind bro

Chill out captain intensity I used a rubber

by Tyler Bohannon March 5, 2007

intersized

When a normal-sized human is in a relationship with a midget, the relationship is called "intersized." This term is derived from the term "interracial," which denotes two people of different races dating.

Raquel: Do you see that couple over there? It's a midget woman and a 6-foot-tall guy.
Lola: Does she carry around a stepladder for when she wants to kiss him?
Salma: Hey, let's be a little more tolerant of the intersized couple.
Pedro: I don't agree with intersized couples. It just doesn't seem natural.
Salma: You know what else isn't natural? Your face.

by b. harlow December 12, 2007

intensitities

Used to describe very large and/or beautiful female breasts.

Joe: Bob, sweetest intensitities at your 3 O'clock!

Bob: Dear God! Intensitities indeed!

by magDude101 March 8, 2008