Installed

An exclamation following the minimal amount of work required to install an item requiring a non-trivial amount of work to install properly.

May also be used when completing any non-trivial task in a half ass manner.

Kramer places a large air conditioning unit on the sill of an open window and secures it by lowering the window's blind until it rests on the top of the unit. Proud of his work, he exclaims "Installed!"

by David GTD December 16, 2008

Installation Constipation

When installing a program onto your computer it sometimes takes a ridiculous amount of time to do it, or it takes ages and then does it all at once - a bit like constipation.

Ronald: Hey Jeremy, flight simulators is taking the piss to install, fuck it, i dont want to play that shit game anyway.

Jeremy: Hmm looks like you had a classic case of installation constipation there mate. Why the fuck did you want to play that anyway you complete bell.

by Nedmundovich April 5, 2009

install a chick's motherboard

to copulate with a woman

"Yeah, I went over there to set up her printer, and I ended up having to install a chick's motherboard!!!"

by will (credit to andy) July 8, 2007

Installment Plan

This term is used for the art of letting out a fart over a extended period of time. Usually spanning from 1 hour to about 72 hours. Instead of one initial blast, the giver of the installment plan spares his bros and babes the trouble of a nostril attack.

"Yo Ron, you wearin cologn?"

"Na bro, just a lil installment plan."

by pschwill April 5, 2010

installware

software that installs other products that the user would not expect to be installed as a default option. This includes any 3rd pary addons or 1st party products that are unrelated to the current install.

Examples of installware practices:
Programs installing browser bars
iTunes installing Safari as an "update"

by alt+F4 March 22, 2008

install a hole

the act of digging a hole, most often a grave!

Scenario #1
Fred: Hey boss we gonna install a hole today?

Boss: Nope, but ill beep u when i got someone.

Scenario #2
Boss: Hey, you free today? I need to install a hole!

Fred: Yeah I'm free, just bring the shovels!

by Fr3d Sm1th April 23, 2009

instabolical

An extraordinary instance where unknown happenstances become perfectly clear, in a moments notice, taking all sides by complete surprise.

It quickly became an instabolical situation.

by digger_dan June 9, 2011