Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

hilarious dog puppet from NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brian whose signature line is "for me to poop on!"

Grant: Who were you talking to?
Mark: Some dog puppet who said my home town was wonderful...for him to poop on.
Grant: That was Triumph the Insult Comic Dog! Fuckin sweet dude!

by Joe Brannen September 28, 2005

insultosaurus

Someone who insults others frequently and wittily.

"Faye is such an insultosaurus."

by Athenais May 25, 2006

Insulted

when you are extremely agitated with someone or something or when something puts you off so much that you have to say, "I'm pretty insulted about..."

Kelli and I were pretty insulted with the crowd at that bar. Or, I was pretty insulted when he didn't return my call.

by Ashley C. January 5, 2006

Truimph the Insult Comic Dog

Name of the puppet host of a comedy short on the Conan O'Brien late night talk show, voiced by Robert Schmeigel. The main theme of the short sketches usually involves Truimph heaping loads of ridicule on various groups or individuals with comedic intent.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.

"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed

by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004

insultist

An equal opportunist that has master the art of insulting everyone that he/she comes into contact with .

Johnny (insultist) walks into a room and verbally attacks everyone he see's before they have an opportunity to have a conversation. "Hey is that fat head run in your family or did you just get slapped alot?"

by skywalker n az February 4, 2010

Bulletproof Insult

One of few insults in which there is no effictive comeback.

Bob-"Dude did you hear about John's bulletproof insult?"
Frank-"Haha yea all the guy could say was "Uh..SCREW YOU MAN!"

by StealthisPunk451 September 30, 2008