infinite jack

The act of jacking off to a picture of yourself jacking off.

He found his own touch most satisfying while caught in the midst of an Infinite Jack.

by aggrobot October 18, 2006

Mellan Chollie and the Infinite Sadness

hey, guy who wrote definition above this one!!!! THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO SPELL "MELLON COLLIE" if you are as you say over-obsessed with the pumpkins...you should know how to spell Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness! But anyway kickass album, essential listening.

Hey jackass, your stupid!

by Druinn November 30, 2004

infinite warfare

The definition of aids and the 45th most disliked video on yt coming in at 300k likes and 1.6 million dislikes!

COD FANBOY: SQUEEEEEEEK OHHHHH HEEEEELLLLL YEAHHHHHH INFINITEEE WFAREW IS GOING TO BE AWEE#WESOME
coopdawg04: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SQUEAKER YOU ARE FUCKING ANNOYING AND OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE AIDS COD HAS DIED OUT BECAUSE OF INFINITE WARFARE JUST GET BATTLEFIELD 1 YOU FUCKING PUSSY

by coopdawg043 May 11, 2016

infinite job

see eternal job and ghost job

(gregorian chanting)
the infinite job

“An infinite job of passion can be contained in one minute, like a crowd in a small space.”

― Gustave Flaubert
“The more you approach the infinite job, the deeper you penetrate terror”

― Gustave Flaubert's: The Eternal Job

by jobfromthebiblelol January 1, 2012

Infinitesimal

1) Defined as the reciprocal of infinity (1/infinity), if you say that pico and nano are "next to nothing", then infinitesimal has his cock up nothing's arse.
2) Just really, REALLY fucking small.

1) The reciprocal graph's distance from its asymptote gets infinitesimal, but they never meet.
2) The amount of homework I've done this evening lolololol

by Itz Rob May 16, 2018

infinitely negative iq

People who are beyond stupid and are just oblivious to anything. They do the most mindless things ever. They don’t know how to function at all. They can’t even do the simplest things to help their own team. They suck at every game they touch and they should never play a video game again.

“Holy crap that guy has infinitely negative iq“
“How is it possible to have infinitely negative iq?”
“What is she doing? she must have infinitely negative iq”
“Man the people on roblox imposter have less than infinitely negative iq”

by Thatsprettysus September 29, 2020

Halo Infinite

The best recent mainline Halo other than mcc

Chad 1: let’s play some Halo Infinite

Chad 2: hell yeah
Chad 3: they gotta fix store though

by Eyemem January 6, 2022