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Immanuel

Good with the ladies. Typically religious. Strong, athletic, and smart. Can definitely dress, plays sports, very athletic. Have a mind of his own. Not easily influenced. Females tend to be attracted to him. Bit of a prodigy. Can easily peek game. Most of all, very loyal.
Wow your lucky to be with an Immanuel, he's one of a kind!
by 🔥ROYALTY🔥 March 14, 2017
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immootote

A word used to describe a situation or person that is particularly idiotic.

Especially regarding something fuckwitted or easily avoidable.
Oh my god, Jeremy just chugged an entire carton of milk. He’s such an immootote.”

“This party is immootote, everyone is just trying to grope each other.”

“I just got in the shower with my jewellery still on. I’m such an immootote.”
by Peri the Platypus March 14, 2018
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immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.
We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.
by JudyDavid August 7, 2009
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immortal technique

immortal technique live from N-Y-C,best rapper to hit the earth, hear one song and youll see, the deep issues touched on with contriversy,his opinion stressed not correct politically, but immortal dont give a fuck what you think about him, hell divert you like the US to bin laden.
you better watch what the fuck flies outta your mouth or ima highjack a plane and fly it into your house.
by will March 16, 2004
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My Immortal

Fanfiction supposedly written by a one, Terra Gillespie. Though many theorize that this work and it's author are entirely satire.

If it is satire, it is on an Andy Kaufman level of genius.

The story stars Terra as Ebony Dark'Ness Dementia Raven Way. A self described goff (spelling Goth with oddly situational Cockney phonetics) vampire (with straight teeth) who loves Hot Topic and hates herself some "prepz" (A word I never heard anyone, outside of a high school, speak with any sincerity short of A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell.

The story features many unique and unfortunate points of interest.

1. Virtually every chapter starts with the author yelling and swearing at the reader base. Threatening to stop writing if at least five good reviews aren't posted. Essentially holding crap for hostage.

2. Character names are apparently suggestions. Each character, including her own, is systematically misspelled in a way that puts the greatest telemarketers to shame. Watching her try to spell "McGonagall" is sad, like watching a limbless man in a three legged race.

3. Harry Potter is now a vampire and, in a veritable orgy of creativity, refers to himself as "Vampire".

4. Dumbledore swears like a sailor. Dropping more f-bombs than a Dennis Leary standup set.

5. Voldemort gives Ebony a gun at one point to kill Vampire Potter, and speaks in Ye' Olde Rene Faire Englishe.

6. Ebony is in a gothic metal band called "Bloody Gothic Rose 666". Apparently they sound like a mix of between Good Charlette, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance and really bad idea.
other members are B'loody Mary (her jack off friend), Vampire, Draco, Ron (aka Diabolo) and motherfucking HAGRID (on washboard bass).

7. Apparently the dress code of Hogwarts has been replaced with a giant, magic Hot Topic that Good Charlotte routinely plays concerts at. I also hear Fred and George are now running the Hogsmeade Mall's Spender Gifts selling magic animated porn postcards, tin ankh/pentagram/potleaf jewelry and, fart based boardgames.

8. Many of the 45 chapters are dedicated, almost entirely, to the vampiric clown outfits she swathes herself in.

9. Even though she HATES "prepz" (a term that no one uses outside of high school) all of her favorite bands are ironically NOT Goth. Good Charlotte and My Chemical Romance are pop groups.

10. "I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was, because he's a major fucking hottie."
...Think about that last line...why would you want to be related to someone you thought was sexy!?!?
My Immortal is either the single greatest work of viral satire since Chad Warden Or, the single greatest strike against public school systems to date.
by Lig Na Baste July 16, 2009
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immesionate

The way he plays is immesionate
by Football lover211 June 25, 2017
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imma order a sandwich

To love sucking male penises, particularly craving them late at night.
Phrase was discovered in Pakistan.
"Yo I know it's late but imma order a sandwich"
by revolkeham April 30, 2021
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