i'd hit it

Announcing you would straight up stuff a bitch.

Guy 1:"Shit man, look at that bitch over there."
Guy 2:"Dude, she could stand to lose a few."
Guy 1:"Fuck dude...I'd hit it."

by Troy "SlasherMcGee" August 29, 2005

I'd French That

A reference to "I'd Tap That", but the person your hitting on isn't exactly a sexually intercoursed target.

-cute girl walks by-
me: I'd french that. <3

by Hoapili March 5, 2009

I'd eat there

A unnoticed complement given to a pretty woman as she passes.

*pretty girl walks by*
Man 1: I'd eat there
Man 2: Oh, I could eat there every night of the week

by jmich May 25, 2009

I'd torrent that

In this day and age no-one pays for videos anymore. This saying is the updated version of "Id pay to see that", bringing it in line with the modern world.

Ben - Yo, did you hear that Summer and Rain made out last night at the party?

Josiah - Woah, I'd torrent that.

Jason - So we had a bike race last night and Mark wiped out big time

Joe - haha I'd torrent that!

by Jasandy Dunkirk July 16, 2009

I'd rape that.

another way of saying i'd tap that. quite similar in definition. to be used to express great approval in the opposite sex's looks. when theyre incredibly hot.

guy 1: dang, she's hot.
guy 2: heck yeah. i'd rape that.
guy 1: word up
girl: ew! thats disgusting, you'd rape her??
guy 1: SHUT UP, BITCH, I'LL RAPE YOU TOO!

by ghoundji lips February 3, 2007

i'd lick that

Similar to i'd tap that, but for lesbians or female bisexuals referring to a girl that they would want to have sex with.

"Oh man that girl is so hot, i'd lick that in a second"

by K.N.R November 26, 2007

i'd hit

I would have sex with ______
(usually used by people in the DMV)

"Damn, look at Moniquisha Delonquine!"

"Cuh, i'd hit that"

by edbthebomb February 16, 2012