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like your ass is on fire

A way to describe how you run when you are very much in a hurry to get to one place, person, or thing, or to get away from something or someone or to leave your current location.
1. "Dude you're telling me you have the beer shits? Hurry up, run like your ass is on fire, and find a poopalorium before you'll end up in the biggest embarrassment of your life!"

2. When LCpl. William alligator armed the grenade he tried to throw at a group of Iraqi insurgents and it fell six feet short of him, he knew he had to take off running like his ass was on fire to avoid being sent home in a coffin draped in his own country's flag, being injured for life, or worse, being buried like a dead animal by the insurgents he was combating with.





Mark H. UD contributer since last February.
by Mark H April 6, 2005
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isonews

www.izonews.com

A forum where people can't say anything without getting flamed off the planet
Noob - Hi everyone!
Isonewser - Shut the hell up
Isonewser2 - This is the worst thing ever, All your base, are belong to us
Isonewser3 - I haven't left my house for days because I'm a total lamer.
by R00ter Randy April 15, 2004
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No one is on top of you

(Ein aliekha)
An Israeli slang meaning: you're the best. Sometimes being said sarcastically.
-I just got us tickets for the rock concert.
-No one is on top of you.
by Walton silva August 23, 2005
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the spider is on the bookshelf

simply means "everything is alright, relax"

was invented by a crazy ass maniac 200 years ago when he tried to send an email to his granny, asking for 10 apples.
Dude: Whoa, holy shite, I hope my gf doesn't find out that i screwed her mom last night, fuck...

Other dude: Man don't worry, the spider is on the bookshelf.
by t.nu August 26, 2009
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Aslan is on the move

1. exclam.
A popular line from one of them Narnia books, in which the presence of a big lion is announced.

2. exclam.
Something to say the day after a big curry, when your stomach emits a huge roar and you have to run to the crapper before your entire digestive system ends up in your underpants like a big steaming pile of wildebeast entrails.
"I'm sorry but, could you direct me to the lavatory, Aslan is on the move, you see."
by Fhashstark June 21, 2006
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sex is on fire

When someone is particularly attractive. Derived from the popular Kings of Leon song "Sex on Fire".
Damn, her sex is on fire.
by caibzlin7Q February 25, 2009
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Sierra Deuce is on bug

To want some action after sitting all day and not having anything to shoot at.
“Just walk through town and tell ‘em that Sierra Deuce is on bug and if they wanna come out shooting, we’re looking for some action”
by JoeShitTheRagMan69 February 17, 2021
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