A very popular North American sport introduced in the late 20th century which is played very often by average-weight Wal-Mart shoppers.Upon entering an aisle,which is crowded by anywhere from ten to fifteen 300-pound human hippos,the average-size shopper uses their cart to knock the huge asses out of their way.
"If you have to shop at Wal-Mart,be prepared to play hippo hockey,especially on a Saturday or during the holiday shopping season."
by GhettoHillbilly October 25, 2012
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John: Did you see Merridian's new Instagram post ?
Jack: Yeah she's so fat, she's like a Hippo Gamer
Jack: Yeah she's so fat, she's like a Hippo Gamer
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1.
*On a chatroom*
Dumb Guy: Man, that Tommy69 is such a fuckin' hippocrate...
Smart Arse: Dude, you mean hypocrite?
Dumb Guy: Yeah, whatever...
2.
Zoo Keeper: You got the hippo in the hippocrate yet?
Random Bloke: Yessuh.
*On a chatroom*
Dumb Guy: Man, that Tommy69 is such a fuckin' hippocrate...
Smart Arse: Dude, you mean hypocrite?
Dumb Guy: Yeah, whatever...
2.
Zoo Keeper: You got the hippo in the hippocrate yet?
Random Bloke: Yessuh.
by The Crateman October 16, 2011
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Initially a nickname given to a younger crew member, the term has grown from strength to strength due to its increase in use.
The term describes a person who, either wants/needs/(is hungry for!) to take illegal substances, and due to this hunger,they become obsessed and attached to many aspects of the drug such as people,raves,staying over at peoples houses for extended lengths of time etc!
It is overall a joking, yet mildy undermeaning term.
Initially a nickname given to a younger crew member, the term has grown from strength to strength due to its increase in use.
The term describes a person who, either wants/needs/(is hungry for!) to take illegal substances, and due to this hunger,they become obsessed and attached to many aspects of the drug such as people,raves,staying over at peoples houses for extended lengths of time etc!
It is overall a joking, yet mildy undermeaning term.
"Good Evening (Hungry) Hippos, how are we all ?"
Or
"Who was that on the phone?"
"Oh it Was some hungry hippos!"
Or
"Who was that on the phone?"
"Oh it Was some hungry hippos!"
by al phillips February 6, 2008
Get the hungry hippo mug.Dieting with many talkative overweight people prompted the play on the words, "overweight yacky hypocrite". A person who often talks a "good weight loss" but cannot follow through.
She kept talking about how 120 lbs was going to be easy yet after 3 year, she's gained weight. What a hippocritter!?!
by Chris Yandall November 16, 2004
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