Hypocrisy indicates that pragmatism is greater than nihilism; in other words, that function is greater than form.
by zanderfin May 07, 2020
Imagine Hippo #1 eating a cucumber then hippo #2 walks in the room and says "HEY! NO EATING CUCUMBERS!"
Ten minutes later.....
Hippo #1 walks in on hippo #2 eating 74 cucumbers and screams "you are a hippo that did hypocrisy. You Hippocrate."
Ten minutes later.....
Hippo #1 walks in on hippo #2 eating 74 cucumbers and screams "you are a hippo that did hypocrisy. You Hippocrate."
by imlukeyboi204 June 29, 2021
To go against something you truly believed in. An example is being against female circumcision and supporting male circumcision.
Hypocrite: I just got my son circumcised.
Intactivist: That’s really cruel of you. Would you do it to your daughter as well?
Hypocrite: WTF? That’s actual child abuse!
Intactivist: So as male circumcision. Being against one and supporting the other is extremely hypocritical. It’s a double standard.
Hypocrite: No, it’s not! Male circumcision has health benefits while female circumcision does not!
Intactivist: Neither of those have health benefits. If they do, it shouldn’t be done to a child.
Hypocrite: BS!
Intactivist: That is the definition of hypocrisy.
Intactivist: That’s really cruel of you. Would you do it to your daughter as well?
Hypocrite: WTF? That’s actual child abuse!
Intactivist: So as male circumcision. Being against one and supporting the other is extremely hypocritical. It’s a double standard.
Hypocrite: No, it’s not! Male circumcision has health benefits while female circumcision does not!
Intactivist: Neither of those have health benefits. If they do, it shouldn’t be done to a child.
Hypocrite: BS!
Intactivist: That is the definition of hypocrisy.
by Excrushman February 28, 2023
An example of hypocrisy is a college president stating a belief that “without a vibrant commitment to free and open inquiry, a university ceases to be a university,” while simultaneously banning coursework regarding critical race theory, intersectionality and the study of oppression.
by MrsMiriamWebster March 10, 2023
Republicans calling out AOC for being on the cover of a magazine in fancy clothes when a billionaire with a supermodel for a wife is their president.
by BigWilly31 November 29, 2020
WHore, Ass kissing know-it-all, basic and annoying bitch are people who made hypocrisy exist on Earth. Fuck them dood.
by lesbianskskdood August 21, 2019
The act of calling others out for their wrongdoings whilst commiting the same wrongdoings themselves.
See: SJW
Also see: Twitter user
See: SJW
Also see: Twitter user
SJW: Stop calling Arabs terrorists, it's making me cry!
Also SJW: White people are evil colonising neo nazi's who deserve to die.
Hypocrisy
Also SJW: White people are evil colonising neo nazi's who deserve to die.
Hypocrisy
by UltimateDoge July 25, 2021