50 definitions by Excrushman
One of my non-biological great-piblings has a super sexy granddaughter that I had a crush on. She’s not my second cousin.
by Excrushman October 28, 2022
A serial killer king from Game of Thrones that has done lots of horrible shit throughout the first four seasons. Fortunately, he died in season 4 episode 2 due to poisoning.
My mother: Joffrey Baratheon is a serial killer. I hate that guy.
Me: I’m glad he died in season four episode 2.
Me: I’m glad he died in season four episode 2.
by Excrushman August 12, 2021
Me: Where’s the other bike?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
Me: Where’s the other bicycle!?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
My half-cousin’s second cousin: (Laughs really hard)
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
Me: Where’s the other bicycle!?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
My half-cousin’s second cousin: (Laughs really hard)
by Excrushman August 26, 2022
by Excrushman October 22, 2022
A very nice man that is an intactivist that fights against circumcision. He is fighting to help end circumcision around the world.
Brother K is truly inspiring. I hope him and his followers meet their goal to end the barbaric act of circumcision worldwide.
by Excrushman February 9, 2021
A pornstar that’s not a professional pornstar and usually does porn on Onlyfans and amateur porn. They tend to run themselves rather than be run by the porn industry. Some semi-pornstars often show their body and don’t usually have sex in their videos. Many Instagram models are semi-pornstars.
Friend #1: Damn, this chick from Onlyfans is the hottest chick ever. She’s way better than all of these pornstars.
Friend #2: She’s a semi-pornstar on Onlyfans. She only shows her body and does small lesbian scenes with her friends. She doesn’t suck any dick. She’s still extremely hot though.
Friend #3: It would be amazing if she sucks dick on Onlyfans.
Friend #2: She’s a semi-pornstar on Onlyfans. She only shows her body and does small lesbian scenes with her friends. She doesn’t suck any dick. She’s still extremely hot though.
Friend #3: It would be amazing if she sucks dick on Onlyfans.
by Excrushman March 23, 2021
A very beautiful and friendly girl born in the country of Uruguay. Uruguayan girls are friendly and polite like Canadian girls. Most of them are super beautiful.
by Excrushman April 8, 2022