49 definitions by Excrushman
An extreme feminist that claims that she is a feminist, but actually an extreme misandrist. Most of them are usually fat or ugly or even both. Feminazis support circumcision of men, but not for women, they accuse random men of rape, and they do whatever in their power to put men in prison.
Feminazi: Did you rape this woman?
Me: WTF? I never even met this woman, let alone touch her.
Feminazi: You liar! You raped this woman! I called the police! You’re getting arrested!
Me: You’re fucking insane. I never did shit to you or your friends. I haven’t even met you. What the police gonna do? Put me in jail for life? I’ll press charges on you.
Feminazi: You ain’t getting away with this! Your life is over!
Me: Whatever…
Me: WTF? I never even met this woman, let alone touch her.
Feminazi: You liar! You raped this woman! I called the police! You’re getting arrested!
Me: You’re fucking insane. I never did shit to you or your friends. I haven’t even met you. What the police gonna do? Put me in jail for life? I’ll press charges on you.
Feminazi: You ain’t getting away with this! Your life is over!
Me: Whatever…
by Excrushman February 28, 2023
One of my non-biological great-piblings has a super sexy granddaughter that I had a crush on. She’s not my second cousin.
by Excrushman October 28, 2022
A crush that’s no longer a crush due to not being into them anymore, they’re shitty people, they rejected you, they become friends with no romantic attachment, or they ended up being your romantic partner. They can also be someone that you used to be in love with.
by Excrushman August 20, 2022
by Excrushman September 5, 2023
A very offensive term to label people from the Middle East. It’s often used towards people that are Muslims.
by Excrushman November 1, 2020
A circumcised penis.
The type of penis men get mainly for religious reasons. Circumcision is founded by Judaism. It’s also practice by some forms of Islam and Christianity in America. Whores tend to love sucking on jewillies and sticking them in their vaginas.
The type of penis men get mainly for religious reasons. Circumcision is founded by Judaism. It’s also practice by some forms of Islam and Christianity in America. Whores tend to love sucking on jewillies and sticking them in their vaginas.
Whore: (Pulls down boyfriend’s pants) You’re circumcised. You’ve got a lovely cock. (Proceeds to suck on his jewilly)
Boyfriend: (Signs) (Thinking: I wish I wasn’t circumcised. This chick is such a nasty whore.)
Non-religious dude: Seth Rogen is one of my all time favorite comedians, but he has a jewilly unfortunately.
Non-religious dude #2: He is Jewish after all. It’s not just them. It’s also some Muslims and many American Christians as well.
Boyfriend: (Signs) (Thinking: I wish I wasn’t circumcised. This chick is such a nasty whore.)
Non-religious dude: Seth Rogen is one of my all time favorite comedians, but he has a jewilly unfortunately.
Non-religious dude #2: He is Jewish after all. It’s not just them. It’s also some Muslims and many American Christians as well.
by Excrushman April 3, 2020
Eight days a week is another way of saying all the time, everyday, and 24/7. It has the same meaning. Eight days a week is also the name of a popular Beatles song made in the 1960s.
Dude 1: Dude, you’ve been masturbating to porn eight days a week.
Dude 2: IKR. I’m so addicted to it.
Dude 1: You need a real girlfriend, bro. You don’t want porn to be the only thing where you see naked girls for the rest of your life.
Dude 2: True. I just feel like I don’t have any luck with girls.
Dude 1: Just put yourself out there, man. Make more friends that are girls, and you’re meet someone special. I guarantee it.
Dude 2: I just have social anxiety. That’s why.
Dude 1: Don’t worry, bro. I’ll help you.
Dude 2: IKR. I’m so addicted to it.
Dude 1: You need a real girlfriend, bro. You don’t want porn to be the only thing where you see naked girls for the rest of your life.
Dude 2: True. I just feel like I don’t have any luck with girls.
Dude 1: Just put yourself out there, man. Make more friends that are girls, and you’re meet someone special. I guarantee it.
Dude 2: I just have social anxiety. That’s why.
Dude 1: Don’t worry, bro. I’ll help you.
by Excrushman March 12, 2020