A penis shown in porn films. A penis that has shaved pubes around it. Many pornstars encountered with porn penises.
Dude: I got the pornstar trim. I have a porn penis now. My penis looks like those porn penises.
Dude #2: You’re weird.
Dude #2: You’re weird.
by Excrushman April 03, 2020
The state of society making women wear bras to hide their nipples in public places like schools, theaters, restaurants, churches, etc. Boob prison is a form of discrimination towards women according to feminists.
by Excrushman August 14, 2020
When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.
Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.
by Excrushman August 13, 2022
It’s pretty much as common as misogyny. People that claimed to be feminists aren’t actually feminists and are misandrists themselves. Examples of misandry are infant circumcision, accusing men of rape, accusing men of being sexually creepy, women more able to get away with sexual assault, women raping or abusing men, and women hating on men based on stereotypes.
Me: Some bitch that looked like Princess Daisy accused me of following her to her home while I was just walking to my dorm. She threatened me just for being a man. I wasn’t following her at all.
Friend: Wow, that is unacceptable. You got to report that to the dean.
Me: I will. This is misandry for real.
Women like Pink: My body! My choice! (Gets their sons circumcised)
Intactivist: Misandry in action.
Intactivists: Those are some of the biggest hypocrites.
Friend: Wow, that is unacceptable. You got to report that to the dean.
Me: I will. This is misandry for real.
Women like Pink: My body! My choice! (Gets their sons circumcised)
Intactivist: Misandry in action.
Intactivists: Those are some of the biggest hypocrites.
by Excrushman February 28, 2023
My nonbiological great grandparents have the most beautiful great-granddaughter that isn’t related to me.
by Excrushman October 22, 2022
One of my non-biological great-piblings has a super sexy granddaughter that I had a crush on. She’s not my second cousin.
by Excrushman October 28, 2022
A crush that’s no longer a crush due to not being into them anymore, they’re shitty people, they rejected you, they become friends with no romantic attachment, or they ended up being your romantic partner. They can also be someone that you used to be in love with.
by Excrushman August 20, 2022