Hypercrastinate

(Verb)
1. The act of putting off work by doing a "routine" check of all your favorite Web pages, blogs, email, forums, and news sites for any updates before starting.
2. To follow random or interesting-looking links on a Web site, then following random links on the target site, until you are so far removed from the original site that your browser's "back" button can no longer help you find your way to the beginning.

Origin: Hypertext (http) + Procrastinate

1. "Sorry, boss, I didn't get that report done last night. I hypercrastinated all night."
2. "Hey, check out this cool new Webcomic I found while hypercrasting the other day!"

by t0rp0r December 9, 2008

Hyperbole

When someone's power level is over 9000

an example of Hyperbole:

"Vageta, what's the scouter say about his power level?"

"IT'S OVER 9000!"

"What 9000!?"

by THEJAYMON January 17, 2009

Hypercide

Game Slang

Hyper + Homicide = Hypercide

The Act of being hyper while killing another human being.

(CODMW2) L33Tnub115: Dude, i'm so hypercide!! i just had 4 cups of coffee and i'm running around owning everyone!

How it is spoken:
1. You're Hypercide!
2. I'm Hypercide!
3. We're Hypercide!
4. He's Hypercide!
5. They're Hypercide!
6. Come on everybody! LET'S GET HYPERCIDE!!

by RaW_HypercidE May 2, 2010

Hyperchrist

some one who is "head over heals" for god in not a good way. and believes that ANYTHING that is not god or remotely out of the box is satanic.

Hyperchrist: everyone who masturbates, listen heavy metal, is goth, is black, is gay, and dyes their hair or gets peircings is going to hell.

by Ben Man January 27, 2008

HYPErBOLE

When you get suddenly hyper at a party, drink a lot of alcohol, and on the way home are forced to puke in a bole.
Click RJ Wieggs for bole defintion.

"Did you see what happened to josh at the party?"
"Yeah! He hyperbole'd!"

by Jaemins Pink Hair November 13, 2019

Cone of Hyperbole

The yellow/red graphic "cone" on a weather map when a hurricane is far, far away that includes hundreds and hundreds of miles of coastline and causes TV meteorologists to go nuts and needlessly alarm the general population.

Area residents from Miami to Brownsville should begin to take precautions as we don't know where this potentially strong storm might, or might not, make landfall. The areas in red or yellow are all within the cone of hyperbole.

by John Lucas D November 13, 2007

hyperboler

The same thing as an exaggerator. Yup.

He told me how fast his new PC was, but it was slower than my Mac. What a hyperboler.

by Me July 12, 2003