Huckabee

1 An ugly mole on a person's ass that usually has hair growing out of it

2 Mike Huckabee the human equivalent of such a mole

3 A person who claims to be a Christian while largely ignoring the teachings of Jesus.

1 My girlfriend has a Huckabee. I'm trying to figure out how to tell her.

2 Huckabee is on the news again. He's espousing conspiracy theories and criticizing unwed mothers

3 That pastor is such a Huckabee

by A1988 March 19, 2011

mike huckabee

an everyday type of good guy. a good ol' boy with gimmick sayings to act witty. a goofball that is popular among some of the people. see psuedo-conformist. he is an everyday good guy who shops Walmart and is a giving person. he is not pretentious nor passive aggressive. if you're real, you vote mike huckabee. all the pretentious hipsters voted for ron paul and democrat. mike is caring and heart warmingly real. WE ARE REAL.

mike huckabee is a heart warming good southerner with real conservative values. We, the walmart people, are real, not fake poser like psuedo-intellectuals he may be the next president. mike huckabee is the people. mike huckabee is a hip guy. if he was black i'd call him a real gangsta.

by eazy-x February 19, 2008

Callie Huckabey

an ugly, fat ass, white trash girl, that thinks she is ALL THAT, because she hangs out with upper classmen that are addicted to crack cocaine. a callie huckabey is also commonly found either with her head on some guys dick, or in a dark alley, smokin a joint. look out for Callie Huckabey's they are everywhere.

That's a BIG bitch.
It's a callie huckabey!

by Shaley and Shamber November 4, 2008

Huckabee

Verb: To deliberately abuse the equal rights of the transgender community for the purposes of committing sex crimes against underage girls.

"Now, I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE, I'm pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, 'Coach, I think I'd rather shower with the girls today.'" Mike Huckabee Huckabeed.

by J.B. Wilde June 16, 2016

huckabum

When you suck a loogie out of someone’s mouth through a straw and insert it into their bum and then blow.

That huckabum is the best lube you can get!

by JCrush910 April 1, 2021

huckabomb

A politician's failed attempts at making money for thier campain. Commanly used by Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee. See also money bomb.

"Did you see how much Ron Paul raised in his money bomb?"
"Yeah way more then Huckabee and his Huckabombs."

by Karina_Macarina January 26, 2008

huckabee

When you are giving a blowjob and you throw up a little in your mouth

I was going down on this guy, and I was so into it that I pulled a huckabee. He must have noticed but he didn't seem to mind much.

by SavageFollower February 14, 2008