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Hornograph

Noun: the device used to measure the hornyness of a man or woman, similar to the polygraph. It tests different activities within the body to determine what level horny you are.
Last night I got tested by a hornograph, but I was only 46/100
by an ass monkey April 23, 2009
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photography

The process of taking photos.
Apparently, if you want to get anywhere in the photo industry, you must only take "vintage" pictures of a skinny girl in converse, flowers, converse, two emo boys kissing, more converse, a self portrait with terrible angles or a decrepit unused building.
Did i forget something? Ahh yes...more converse! Add some stars/hearts and song lyrics by dashboard confessional to really give it some oomph.

Now just put them on your myspace or deviantart and watch the compliments roll in! Now all you have to do is wait for some business moguls to spot your obvious talent and hire you straightaway. Because you so are a 'photographer'.
xXbLaCK_heaRtXx just added some photos onto their deviantart. It's all a bunch of sunsets, dying trees and brand spanking new converse sitting on disused train tracks.

"Ooh, look! Here's one of him lying on the tracks! And he's even put a heart and sparkles in the corner!"

"Soooo deep and artistic!" *nods*

Feel free to copy the following paragraph and put it on as many emo/scene/myspace pages you can find who commit said atrocity:

In real life, turning up the exposure on a portrait so much you barely see the person's features anymore is not advised in photography. Really, you're not supposed to do it. You're not a photographer! Get over it!
by unhinged since 1989 April 3, 2008
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boudoir photography

An intimate photo of a man or women, suggestivily covered but not fully nude, ment to tease the senses.
by Denise September 15, 2003
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photographer

person who, despite their best efforts, can't help but to take:
1.) an enormous amount of photos
2.) a normal amount of photos that always turn out to be amazing
aka: shutterbug
~CAUTION~
people might POSE as a photographer;
in reality they are stalking you when they use that long lens to see inside your window
by dominique hamilton December 11, 2006
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Hipster Photographer

A 12 year old girl that screams, MAAAAAHHHHM I want a NIKON!!!
and then uses the camera only in Auto mode to camerawhore
Look at that Hipster photographer, she doesn't even know what aperture and exposer mean.
by Smittylovesbacon December 16, 2011
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photography

photography is an art very much like impressionism. You're capturing life as it's happening. A great medium for Creation
of a journal or story. If you're new to photography, especially DSLRs, it's a good idea to take a look at some books from Amazon.com or other large book venders.

http://www.photo-scenix.com has a few good books
on photography.
How, her photography really "pops" I didn't know the sky had that many colors in it!
by Jessica_000 November 3, 2008
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photographic evidence posthaste

The gentlemen-like way of requesting pictures. More so than "PICS NAO" is anyway.
Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"
by Yams January 16, 2008
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